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I frequented a Portuguese cafe in the neighbourhood of Vauxhall for a period of lunchtime hours. The very delightful waitress would hand over the food box with a "would you like a fork?" query.

I always responded "Thanks, I'll settle for a handshake" .
There wasn’t seven others sitting having Tapas was there? Oops wrong Portuguese thread
 

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I frequented a Portuguese cafe in the neighbourhood of Vauxhall for a period of lunchtime hours. The very delightful waitress would hand over the food box with a "would you like a fork?" query.

I always responded "Thanks, I'll settle for a handshake" .
Did she charge you much? Asking for Pikey a friend.
 

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I’m on way back to ship now. Wave where?
Waves everywhere - it's the sea!!

North up towards The Hague. We've buggered off to pull some old wire rope out of the seabed. Back down by the river mouth at midnight.

You might be on a big-ass ferry but I think I'd rather be on my 65m long tiddler, all said and done.
 

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