What?

#1
So, there I was sitting in the Doctor's office waiting my turn.. beside me was an extremely attractive young blonde. At one point she reached up and ran her fingers through her long tresses and shook her head in that cliched slow motion shampoo/conditioner commercial manner, her hair floating about her quite entrancingly. In doing so, some errant strands escaped her coif and settled on her sleeve and the chair.

I looked at her and began to pick up the ones that were clinging to the chair arm, then asked " May I?" and gathered up a couple clinging to her coat.

She looked taken aback for some reason so I assured her that I was not attempting to collect DNA to clone her, for that I would have asked for a blood sample or a cheek swab, but she was unconvinced and moved to another seat some distance away after having a quiet word with the receptionist.

I'm not sure what the outcome was as the doctor came out and suggested that I reschedule my appointment and also offered to provide a referral to a ' specialist ' in things of the 'mind' or some such...

Was I misreading the signals or was she fancying me?
 
#2
so why were you collecting them? :?

Cleaning OCD or are you trying to collect hairs to weave a nice jumper for christmas? 8O






Oddball :D
 
#4
Rocketeer said:
Was I misreading the signals or was she fancying me?
I think you were misreading. Golden Labradors are generally quite open about their affections.
 
#5
Rocketeer said:
So, there I was sitting in the Doctor's office curious to know what STD I had caught this time and scrathcing my nuts while waiting my turn.. beside me was an extremely attractive young blonde who was a splitting image of Jade Goody but bigger. At one point she reached up and ran her fingers through her long tresses and shook her head in that cliched slow motion 70s porn movie manner which has been lost so on contemporary porn, her hair floating about her quite entrancingly. In doing so, some errant strands escaped her coif and settled on her sleeve and the chair due to her on going chemotherapy, she was almost bald.
I looked at her and began to pick up the ones that were clinging to the chair arm, then asked " May I, they are perfect for flossing my bellend?" and gathered up a couple clinging to her coat.
She looked fcuking horrified for some reason, probably because I had my c0ck in my hand at the time but I assured her that I was attempting to collect DNA to clone her and later fcuk her, for that I would need a blood sample or a cheek swab, but she was unconvinced and moved to another seat some distance away after having a quiet word with the receptionist who called the Police.

I'm not sure what the outcome was as the doctor came out and suggested that I reschedule my appointment just as the Police officer lead me away in handcuffs and also offered to provide a referral to a ' specialist ' in things of the 'mind' or some such...

Was I misreading the signals or was she fancying me?
You're just a smooth operator..... :roll:
 
#6
Rocketeer said:
I looked at her and began to pick up the ones that were clinging to the chair arm, then asked " May I?" and gathered up a couple clinging to her coat.
Why?
 
#7
WhizzyShootingStar said:
Rocketeer said:
I looked at her and began to pick up the ones that were clinging to the chair arm, then asked " May I?" and gathered up a couple clinging to her coat.
Why?
Seconded. Freak.
 
#11
Someone called? The oddest one like this I have ever witnessed was back in 78 Margaret Thatcher visited our town and as I was waiting to get her autograph ( sad tw@t I know, but I was only 15 - 5 years later I would have happily strangled the cow) I saw some suited ponce from her entourage reach out a limpwristed hand and remove a single hair from her shoulder. Attention to detail or what?
 
#12
blackrat_scaleyback said:
This is a thread worthy of Scrofula but it made sense. Sort of.
I thought that it was an admirable hobby; a trifle strange but it did put me in mind of this incident.
You should pay more attention to the actions of other Arrsers and learn from them because this is what you should have been collecting :lol:

Re: Army Urban Myths...
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:35 am
Belows an interesting one. Selina Scott was a TV presenter in the 80s and was a bit of alright. As far as I know, shes actually on TV occasionally now. But anyone know if this story is true?:

The WOs' & Sgts' Mess 1 Royal Hampshires (now PWRR, or at least they were last week!) has behind the bar a framed Selina Scott pubic hair. When she was younger (and they existed) and considered a piece of top totty, she visited the Bn to do a tv piece. Her and the rest of the crew were accommodated in the Sgts' Mess.
In the morning, after she had left, two enterprising Sgts entered the room and brushed down the sheets. Since they were clean on the day before and she was the only one that had slept in them, it was obvious who the owner of the the said pubes, for there were two, was. The other was also framed and sold in a mess auction.
 
#16
What?

A man can't have a hobby?

It's cheaper than model trains or collecting beer coasters and, at least, it doesn't involve complicated secret locations like MDN's efforts at 'recreational activities '..

Boy, it's a good thing I didn't mention my display cabinet of toenail clippings...
 

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