Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Dec 10, 2008.

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  1. So, there I was sitting in the Doctor's office waiting my turn.. beside me was an extremely attractive young blonde. At one point she reached up and ran her fingers through her long tresses and shook her head in that cliched slow motion shampoo/conditioner commercial manner, her hair floating about her quite entrancingly. In doing so, some errant strands escaped her coif and settled on her sleeve and the chair.

    I looked at her and began to pick up the ones that were clinging to the chair arm, then asked " May I?" and gathered up a couple clinging to her coat.

    She looked taken aback for some reason so I assured her that I was not attempting to collect DNA to clone her, for that I would have asked for a blood sample or a cheek swab, but she was unconvinced and moved to another seat some distance away after having a quiet word with the receptionist.

    I'm not sure what the outcome was as the doctor came out and suggested that I reschedule my appointment and also offered to provide a referral to a ' specialist ' in things of the 'mind' or some such...

    Was I misreading the signals or was she fancying me?