Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by simonlomas, Oct 17, 2010.

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  1. ok
    Last edited: Aug 22, 2016
  2. I was shagging a bird.... went on for a bit so I was getting a little tired so I said "I'm knackered luv, you wouldn't mind getting on top and doing the donkey work would you?"

    She replied..."You've never actually raped anyone before have you?"
  3. You Got a purdy Mouth Simon
  4. haha, cheers ;)
  5. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    You mean it'll take a shotgun barrel?
  6. Or your dad's cock.