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My car knows that others drivers are cünts, cyclists are cünts, pedestrians are cünts, dogs of pedestrians are cünts, this roads a cünt, the weathers a cünt, the radios a cünt and what are you doing you fücking stupid car, I never asked for that.
Now if someone can get a marketing angle out of that, well done them.
My car knows that others drivers are cünts, cyclists are cünts, pedestrians are cünts, dogs of pedestrians are cünts, this roads a cünt, the weathers a cünt, the radios a cünt and what are you doing you fücking stupid car, I never asked for that.
Now if someone can get a marketing angle out of that, well done them.
My car knows that others drivers are cünts, cyclists are cünts, pedestrians are cünts, dogs of pedestrians are cünts, this roads a cünt, the weathers a cünt, the radios a cünt and what are you doing you fücking stupid car, I never asked for that.
Now if someone can get a marketing angle out of that, well done them.
As the little girl said to her mum when out for a drive, "Mummy, how come there's never any stupid fukkin cants and arrseholes whenever you're driving?"
My car knows that, despite being a Peugeot* and thus derided by Clarkson, Hammond and the other one, it can take on a fucktonne of water and win. Mostly...
This one is so dark because the headlights are completely immersed. The air intake for the engine is just to right of the left-hand headlight and level with the top of it. Little darlin' still thudded on, though. Hell of a machine...!
It'll even stand sliding off the road into a flooded ditch and then being pulled back on to it by some agriculturalists in a tractor...
It didn't think much of being forced to reverse out of some deep water because some twat had abandoned their care high and dry in the middle of the lane instead of turning around or dumping it in the adjacent gateway or on the verge, though...
What it knows at the moment is, "I'm still a bit damp in here hence the musty smell."
* And not a big one, either - 5-dr 208, 1.2l 3-cyl 82BHP.
As the little girl said to her mum when out for a drive, "Mummy, how come there's never any stupid fukkin cants and arrseholes whenever you're driving?"