What Would You Throw At The PMs Face

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  1. It seems in Italy the choice of weapon to sling at the PM's Mug is a Souvenir Cathedral..

    So what would you throw at Broons?

    I think a fire extinguisher would work (and the bonus would be he would have the word chubb imprinted on his face in reverse - so when he looked in the mirror he would see not one but two people loved by Arrse)
  2. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    A 'how to not be a complete fcuking cnut' manual. Sadly, it would be useless.
  3. Old but still good

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  4. Peter Mandleson's ring.
  5. First thing that came to hand, and hope it's something heavy.
    If that happened to be the Señora then that's two birds with one stone!
  6. I like the architectural approach. So perhaps a model of part of one of our own cathedrals. Maybe a building stone.

    In a scale of 1 to 1.
  7. A smelly mouldy training shoe full of rancid maggot ridden pig shit - twice!
  8. A large advertising board with a Specsavers advert on it!!
  9. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

  10. a pint of my manfat, applied ala Spiderman shooting an especially sticky web
  11. 8O .....Blairs grinning head.
  12. His dead baby.
  13. A sharp shity stick into his eye.