What would you spend your money on?

#2
I'd be her dog for a carton of Kia-Or, a packet fags and fresh socks.

She can buy me new Y fronts at Crimbo.
 

CountryGal

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#3
Sparky2339 said:
I'd be her dog for a carton of Kia-Or, a packet fags and fresh socks.

She can buy me new Y fronts at Crimbo.
lmao ;o)
 
#4
I'm glad ye think it funny.

That was a proposal!!!

We'll not expect ye at the reception then???

(Mind you we can always make it a Chinky Crawl)...
 
#6
JesterRIP said:
It makes me laugh - 30 car-convoys all for one dog, a rapidly developing country, lots of new millionairres to spend ridiculous amounts of money on gas-guzzlers, massive carbon footprints etc etc etc.

And in this country, what do we get excited about? Carrier bags and fortnightly bin collections.

I blame Gordon Brown.
Gordon Broon is just the tip of the schit-tberg...
 

CountryGal

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#7
Sparky2339 said:
I'm glad ye think it funny.

That was a proposal!!!

We'll not expect ye at the reception then???

(Mind you we can always make it a Chinky Crawl)...
Its a crawl, Ill try me bestest to be there ;o)
 
#10
Vaaaaan man,.

fried rice is a left over dish.

If it aint fresh boiled rice - they'd better have chips and deep fried pizza at the reception or the bride is getting chucked back!!!!
 

CountryGal

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#11
Shes got loads money shes bound to have no class, so prolly chips and rice ;o)
 
#13
CountryGal said:
Shes got loads money shes bound to have no class, so prolly chips and rice ;o)
Chips AND Rice mean "no class"??

That sounds like a fkn buffet!!!! :D

They can throw chips instead of rice when we leave the register office I dinny care.

I have the "ple-nupshuls" awready typed oot hen!! :D
 

CountryGal

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#14
johnboyzzz said:
nothing wrong with chips and rice oh and curry sauce
At a wedding though? Thats so kate winslet and sausage and mashed pots
 
#16
CountryGal said:
At a wedding though? Thats so kate winslet and sausage and mashed pots
Sausage n mash n gravy??

I'd rather have a "Desperate Dan Pie" than a 3 tier wedding cake any day!!!
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#17
Oh dear. How degenerate! Wedding fare must always be finger food. Possibly quail eggs stuffed with shaved truffle, perhaps lark tongues in aspic jelly or tiger penis, marinated in anchovy and chocolate sauce.

Or, if having a colonial theme, maybe deep-fried mars bars and Irn-Bru
 
#18
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Oh dear. How degenerate! Wedding fare must always be finger food. Possibly quail eggs stuffed with shaved truffle, perhaps lark tongues in aspic jelly or tiger penis, marinated in anchovy and chocolate sauce.

Or, if having a colonial theme, maybe deep-fried mars bars and Irn-Bru
Ya cheeky beggar!!!

I doff my cap.... can ye spare tuppence for an auld sodjer Guvnor??

I have to feed the burds ye ken...
 

CountryGal

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#19
Sparky2339 said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Oh dear. How degenerate! Wedding fare must always be finger food. Possibly quail eggs stuffed with shaved truffle, perhaps lark tongues in aspic jelly or tiger penis, marinated in anchovy and chocolate sauce.

Or, if having a colonial theme, maybe deep-fried mars bars and Irn-Bru
Ya cheeky beggar!!!

I doff my cap.... can ye spare tuppence for an auld sodjer Guvnor??

I have to feed the burds ye ken...
Youre about to marry a stupid millionairess, you should be given us those pennies!!!!
 
#20
CountryGal said:
Sparky2339 said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Oh dear. How degenerate! Wedding fare must always be finger food. Possibly quail eggs stuffed with shaved truffle, perhaps lark tongues in aspic jelly or tiger penis, marinated in anchovy and chocolate sauce.

Or, if having a colonial theme, maybe deep-fried mars bars and Irn-Bru
Ya cheeky beggar!!!

I doff my cap.... can ye spare tuppence for an auld sodjer Guvnor??

I have to feed the burds ye ken...
Youre about to marry a stupid millionairess, you should be given us those pennies!!!!
She's stupid???

Oh there is a God!!!!!! :clap:

I'll need those tuppence to help in the remake of "Mary Poppins", Brenda Blethin to feed the burds.

As my soon to be wifey is a chinky she'll have no thruppeny bits... so will need my small change.

Velly solly....
 

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