what would you spaff it on?

picture the scene.

instead of those two fat jockanese hoops dropping the big £161 mill, it's you who are clutching the lucky ticket.

you've already partied hard and you've just woken up surrounded by empty champers bottles, lines of Bolivia's finest and party poppers. whats next on the shopping list and why?

Me? I want one of these, the NASA Cape Canaveral launch countdown clock. put that fucker in the garden and it has endless use's, lets T49 junior know to the second when he's due back for his tea, how long until the Olympics kick off, even use it to tome pint-downing races with your mates.
plus i reckon it would be decent bragging rights having the biggest stopwatch in the Western world.

so, what would you buy with the money and why?



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I'd buy Auschwitz and reopen it for chavs.
On the plus side there would be barrels of fat you could make top end soap with, but there would be little for the wig business off the bone heads. Fuck all gold teeth too I'd bet.

What about for the Turks? Soap, wigs & dental bling!
Thats is a fucking outrageous thing to say - I'm appalled - have you seen the fucking price of gas lately ???? Your cash would run out in no time
Since chavs are usually quite fat I'd could make a fortune selling lamp shades. Or soap as pointed out. But I'd expect most of the revenues to come from the freak experiments carried out on the dyslectic fucknuts.


I'd buy Greece, kill all the males and ugly women and shag the rest.
Reckon you could get greece for £161 mill.... but besides that, of all the countries to choose, you'd go for greece? That's just sick...

Have to be Vietnam or Thailand for me - little slitty pussies, muscle control that could milk a cow and the bitches can cook too!
I would find the address of every cunt thats ever annoyed me then proceed to buy thier neighbours dwellings and give them to the needy such as Heroin addicts, Gyppos, Single mums with 6 kids that have been kicked out of council housing etc
Surely the answer is pretty much whatever you want. But like above I'd love to invest heavily in a few old workplaces just to turf out staff for the joy of it.

Failing that take it to a casino and stick it all on black.
Hmm, I did think about this when I bought my (wrong fucking) lottery ticket.

Give a million pounds each to 60 friends and family, and with the mere GBP100 million left by various houses around the world, and a private jet as Jarrod suggested so I don't have to mix with the hoi-poloi.

I would also buy an attack helicopter (I've always liked the Bell AH-1 Cobra) to keep station just above and behind me in traffic to take out any twats who catch my notice - i.e. Merc and Volvo drivers, chavs, people riding bikes on pavements, anyone who has an audio sound system which is worth more than the car it's in and insists on playing it full blast with the windows down. And caravaners. And pikeys.
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