What would you loot and why??

#1
Situation: You are on your own when rioting breaks out in front of you on a bog standard High Street.

You are dressed normally and the car is parked at least 10 minutes walk away. There is no sign of Plod.

What would you loot and why? :)

Lits
 
#2
anything small, high value, easy to carry and convert into cash/drugs/couple of hours with a decent hooker.

I think that covers it
 
#3
My town. Nip to Tesco's metro get a shopping trolley.

Oaks, first, (high end men's clothing in a small store), on to Monty Smiths (same type of shop), on to Tobacco World for a load of cigars, might get meself a pipe. Up to Seven Oaks high quality music kit, Linn etc.

Very few electrical stores on my high street, and I'm not shopping for anyone else.

Why? Cos I can!
 

Trans-sane

LE
Book Reviewer
#4
anything small, high value, easy to carry and convert into cash/drugs/couple of hours with a decent hooker.

I think that covers it
And a couple of hickory pick helves from B&Q in case a couple of crusties try to liberate your gizzits from you bleeding and broken fingers. Do unto others before they do unto you. And do it harder.
 
#5
Some nice suits and shoes higher the tone of looting jd sports oh dear
 
#8
Situation: You are on your own when rioting breaks out in front of you on a bog standard High Street.

You are dressed normally and the car is parked at least 10 minutes walk away. There is no sign of Plod.

What would you loot and why? :)





Lits
Are you taking orders?

Can I have a laptop and a HD 3D TV?
 
#9
Just watching these cunts on the telly, why would you break into Ladbrokes, it's not like they keep the next days results in there.

I probably wouldn't steal anything electrical as it may not have the instructions with it.
 

Schaden

LE
Book Reviewer
#10
I want a pair of shotguns, a large qty of cartridges and someone to load for me.

Edited due to mongness
 
#13
I'd loot Diane Abbot's house because she's a horrible opportunistic political cunt. Not to mention that she bears partial responsibility for the Met being an emasculated force and a generation of black kids being pretty much lawless and useless.

Then I'd go round to Ken Livingstone's house and torch it.
 
#14
Fuck me, would be like supermarket sweep. Into Asda trolley full of meat and beer DVDs blank DVDs for later maybe some of their clothes for work. Car park is 25m awy so may do multiple trips
 
#16
I'd loot Diane Abbot's house because she's a horrible opportunistic political cunt. Not to mention that she bears partial responsibility for the Met being an emasculated force and a generation of black kids being pretty much lawless and useless.

Then I'd go round to Ken Livingstone's house and torch it.
He's out at the moment, doing what he does best, making political capital out of other peoples misfortune, cunt.
 

Schaden

LE
Book Reviewer
#17
I shall also want a large Souf Effrican flag from the old regime to lure the little mongs into range.

If that doesn't work I shall shout abuse at them in clutchplate along the following lines...

"Jou ma se moer jou klein suurstofdief, kom nader sodat ek kan jou beter skiet jou werfeter!!!

This should do it!

(no kappies I couldn't be arsed before you complain)
 
#18
Just watching these cunts on the telly, why would you break into Ladbrokes, it's not like they keep the next days results in there.

I probably wouldn't steal anything electrical as it may not have the instructions with it.
You can get them online.
P.S. I'm not in UK, but can someone pick me up a new TV (big one HD ready) Freesat box, 32gb ipod, 17" laptop, and anything else you can lay over hands on, you think I might like. Thanks.
 

ACAB

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#20
A trolley full of Bourbon, Marlboro Red and a sniper rifle. Then I could get slowly pissed whilst picking the assholes off, just like the Nazi Commandant in 'Schindlers List'
 

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