What would you like to make?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Legs, Jun 20, 2012.

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  1. What could you make with a bag of Polymorph Plastic? (Who is going to mention dildos or butt-plugs first?)

  2. Babies, with many beautiful women.

    If you don't hear from me again, you'll know the Jade Dream reads ARRSE on the sly.
  3. Kinda cheeky eh...

    Endless fun and inventions
  4. a butt plug
  5. Admittedly, it took longer than I expected....
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  6. A film about backdoor sex with Liz Hurley. Starring me and Liz Hurley. Me directing.
  7. 3 hours of torment with no dialogue.
  8. to be fair
    they seem to be busy ripping fox and horses a new shite pipe
  9. I wouldn't make anything. The stuff he makes in the videos look gash.

    Legs could make a cock to replace the one he got lopped off I suppose?
  10. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Best thing that could happen to him.
  11. dunno
    i kind of sat in half way through this film
  12. Looks like it would lend itself nicely to a custom moulded wanking recepticle or a life size model of one's cock to leave round the house and annoy the wife with.
  13. A see through turd, awesome.
  14. Indeed. He managed through the awesome power of his thermo plastic to make an ashtray, a candle holder and a bowl for cat food.

    Even the most inbred banjo plucker could make any of these items out of his own shit.