What would you like to "hide" here?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by carlbcfc, Aug 20, 2009.

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  1. There is 2 things I know id like to hide..

  2. Let me be the first to say what we're all thinking - my c0ck.
  3. CLAW HAMMER? :omfg: She must be an arrser too!
  4. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    How about a dollop of man fat? She can use it as a facial moisturiser later...
  5. What a very considerate young lady, saves me taking my own.

    Can't say I ever think about your cock. You'll no doubt be glad to hear it.
  6. Hunt the Thimble must have kept you amused for hours.....
  7. SOOTY! What are you doing in there?
  8. :safe:

    Aaaaah, you found me then.
  9. What if she was hiding anothoer one..

  10. why three hands? surely one in each hand and one for the face?
  11. North Street Arcade, the girl in the DIY shop got about 5lb of SEMTEX into the segment carried internaly in condoms, and then home goaled blew herself through a wall into the carpark in many pieces
  12. I thought that too. However, there was no gaffer tape?

    If you are one of us, get a grip!
  13. I wish that she'd hide Brown in one and Mandy in the other and smuggle both of the cnuts to the Taliban.