What would you like for Christmas?

#1
A friend of mine works for a company that wants to send a moral box to guys (and girls) deployed in Iraq & Afghanistan at Chirstmas.

He asked me my views as to what they should put in the box, the only two suggestions I could come up with were dirty german porn mags and strong booze so I thought I would ask the Arrse community for more considered input.

By the way, he actually passed my on my suggestions at work - didn't go down too well by all accounts.

So here's the question; what would you like to receive? The floor's totally open, all suggestions will be passed on ;-)
 
#2
Nice to see someone cares. I will leave the answer to those who will be getting it.
 
#5
Well if the guy really means to send a moral box then the contents would have to be a bible, some of those WWJD pams, possible a couple of watchtowers.

Some soap .................



Or did you mean morale?
 
#7
Sorry, morale box.. mind you, could be a Freudian slip, they are a defence company that ultimately profits from war... moral box?
 
#8
Angelina Jolie on the end of my nob !!
 
#9
P1ss taking for duff spelling aside,apart from the obvious,porn,smokes,grog,id recomend..

1.Some gucci brew kit,nothing picks up like some really good hot choccy.

2.Fly swats.Sounds totally bone i know,but i had one shipped out on ex in Oman.Not only did every lad want to play with it (after the initial slagging)but it also was great for revenge for having to eat like ethiopians.

3.Spices and sauces.A bottle of blue dragon can make all the diff to rats when you have been on them for more than two days.

Just my tuppence worth.
 
#11
...my two front teeth
 

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