What would you do?

#1
You are walking the dog at dusk one evening and you spot a couple of guys ahead of you. They are carrying a couple of weighty looking black bags and a shovel. You think something is strange, so you follow unseen.

They reach a very quiet fairly concealed spot and after taking measurements and writing them down, proceed to bury the black bags.

After marking the spot, you shoot off home, grab a spade and return to unearth the bags. With trepidation, you open one and find it stuffed with used £20 notes, the same with the other. Fucking Eureka!!!!

What would be your next move? Just for example.......

Phone the Police and report it?
Fill your pockets and rebury the rest?
Take the lot and hide it again, just using a bit now and then?
Take the lot, hire a boat and fuck off to another country?
Take the lot and use it at different Race Tracks and Betting Offices?
Something else?
 
#10
You are walking the dog at dusk one evening and you spot a couple of guys ahead of you. They are carrying a couple of weighty looking black bags and a shovel. You think something is strange, so you follow unseen.

They reach a very quiet fairly concealed spot and after taking measurements and writing them down, proceed to bury the black bags.

After marking the spot, you shoot off home, grab a spade and return to unearth the bags. With trepidation, you open one and find it stuffed with used £20 notes, the same with the other. Fucking Eureka!!!!

What would be your next move? Just for example.......

Phone the Police and report it?
Fill your pockets and rebury the rest?
Take the lot and hide it again, just using a bit now and then?
Take the lot, hire a boat and fuck off to another country?
Take the lot and use it at different Race Tracks and Betting Offices?
Something else?
Keep it.

It still makes me spew when I remember those fucking do gooding 50 somethings finding bales of cocaine washed up on UK shores and their first instinct is to call the law. Literally hundreds upon hundreds of thousands of pounds worth of cuttable chang rotting on the deck of some home counties nick.......
 
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#11
You are walking the dog at dusk one evening and you spot a couple of guys ahead of you. They are carrying a couple of weighty looking black bags and a shovel. You think something is strange, so you follow unseen.

They reach a very quiet fairly concealed spot and after taking measurements and writing them down, proceed to bury the black bags.

After marking the spot, you shoot off home, grab a spade and return to unearth the bags. With trepidation, you open one and find it stuffed with used £20 notes, the same with the other. Fucking Eureka!!!!

What would be your next move? Just for example.......

Phone the Police and report it?
Fill your pockets and rebury the rest?
Take the lot and hide it again, just using a bit now and then?
Take the lot, hire a boat and fuck off to another country?
Take the lot and use it at different Race Tracks and Betting Offices?
Something else?
The "boat" option seems to me the best. Can`t understand why anyone would even think of giving a brass farthing to parasites like bookmakers.
 
#15
Having thought about this a few times in the past...I'm with the nick the lot and carefully spend it over time. The problem is then, the temptation to live it up a little, buy a Merc or whatever, Holiday home etc etc. We are talking bags CRAMMED with £20 notes and nothing reported on the news.

I might lean towards banging on some big bets to try and legitimise some by winnings.
 
#18
Dig up the lot and make off with it. Destroy the bags. Stash it securely in serveral places. Say nothing to anyone. Use it slowly, and find ways to make it legit in small amounts at a time. I already have a couple of ideas on that score...
 
#19
You are walking the dog at dusk one evening and you spot a couple of guys ahead of you. They are carrying a couple of weighty looking black bags and a shovel. You think something is strange, so you follow unseen.

They reach a very quiet fairly concealed spot and after taking measurements and writing them down, proceed to bury the black bags.

After marking the spot, you shoot off home, grab a spade and return to unearth the bags. With trepidation, you open one and find it stuffed with used £20 notes, the same with the other. Fucking Eureka!!!!

What would be your next move? Just for example.......

Phone the Police and report it?
Fill your pockets and rebury the rest?
Take the lot and hide it again, just using a bit now and then?
Take the lot, hire a boat and fuck off to another country?
Take the lot and use it at different Race Tracks and Betting Offices?
Something else?
Eh something you want to tell us Monty?

Watch out for cctv; dye on the £20 notes; consecutive numbers; the wife's penchant for compulsive spending; original explanation for the brand new BMW parked in your driveway; and the knock at the door late at night.
 

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