What would you do..............?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Dec 29, 2008.

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  1. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    Silly cow can give it to me if she wants. I have more than enough ideas to get rid of it.
  2. If I can do her right up the Sh1tebox, she can keep her 10 mill. Well at least for a few minutes....(while I am hanging out the back of her :twisted: )
  3. She could spend some of it on a boob job and eye brow pluck.
  4. she could donate it all to Help For Heroes.
  5. Poor little dear. I would put a paternal arm around her shoulders and usher her to a secluded spot where I could advise her in confidence.

    Pity I don't have a moustache. How can I make a proper exit without twirling one?
  6. My tits ARE bigger than hers!
  7. But i would prefer if she was sucking me off and not you dinger - irrelavant how big your breasts are.
  8. Start taking heroin