What would YOU do with TWO?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by DozyBint, Mar 14, 2005.

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  1. Well? :wink:

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  2. Its bad enough having one which controls you but 2 8O

    I think his wife was scared of what he would try with 2 dicks :twisted:
  3. OLD SAYING "HAPPY AS A DOG WITH TWO................." comes to mind
  4. I'd use the spare to stir my tea. "One lump or two?" :D
  5. I'd polish them both to see which one came first :D
  6. That would be easy...... it'd be the one stuck to the back wheels in yer claypit :D
  7. Just think, i could slip your mum a crippler and shut your sister up by scuttling her at the same time....... do you think i could get Sherlock to lick my sack aswell? :D

    Would be just like an episode of the Waltons, sharing the love, although after meeting your family im more inclined to liken them to the Clampets :D
  8. Better to be buggered by the clampets that mauled by the munsters.... :D

    I did a runner from your mums house... her eyebrows join in the middle of her chest :D
  9. I actually thought you were a mate MDN, how wrong could i be?

    Is nothing sacred?

    You more than anyone should know what i went through those last few weeks. Not only do you mock ethnic minorities and the disabled, now you have turned on the dead.

    Well i hope you are satisfied.... and that she didnt let the side down :D
  10. LOLOLOLOLOL You stitching cow :D

    I only knew she was dead because the hair on her back hadn't grown any since the last time I matted it.

    Hope you don't mind, I sliced of those burger nips to keep as a souvenier of our special time :D
  11. Is she still available Cait? From what I've read in this forum there's more than one ARRSEr out there with a passion for necrophilia! 8O :lol:
  12. I think it sick shagging the dead, especially when her chest caves in!! :?
  13. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    So he'd be like a dog with two d1cks!
  14. If he lost his co ck in a bizarre motorbike accident I wonder what the rest of him looked like. Nikki Lauder is my bet :lol:

    Maybe she got the fear because he was threatening her with a painful DP :roll:

  15. Sadly no.

    Unfortunatly after MDN & Cuts had their fill, all im left with is her false leg and Dutch Cap.