What would YOU do with TWO?

#1
Man with two penises loses wife

A German who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis has lost his wife after he showed her the result.

Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.

The penis worked so well that he was even able to father a child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was born last year.

But Gruber was still not happy and asked doctors to repeat the operation and build him a better organ, to which they agreed.

However, before removing the first penis doctors said they needed to make sure the new tissue transplant was a success, and had to leave the first penis in place.

Dr Markus Kuentscher, a plastic surgeon at Berlin's Accident Hospital, said: "We left the old one attached until the new one is properly supplied with blood."

But when Gruber showed his wife his double penis, she went home, packed her bags and left.

From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."

His testicles are intact and will be connected to what is actually his third penis when doctors are happy the operation was a success.

His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary called The Last Penis Operation.
Well? :wink:

Edited to credit http://www.ananova.com
 
#3
DozyBint said:
Man with two penises loses wife

A German who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis has lost his wife after he showed her the result.

Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.

The penis worked so well that he was even able to father a child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was born last year.

But Gruber was still not happy and asked doctors to repeat the operation and build him a better organ, to which they agreed.

However, before removing the first penis doctors said they needed to make sure the new tissue transplant was a success, and had to leave the first penis in place.

Dr Markus Kuentscher, a plastic surgeon at Berlin's Accident Hospital, said: "We left the old one attached until the new one is properly supplied with blood."

But when Gruber showed his wife his double penis, she went home, packed her bags and left.

From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."

His testicles are intact and will be connected to what is actually his third penis when doctors are happy the operation was a success.

His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary called The Last Penis Operation.
Well? :wink:

Edited to credit http://www.ananova.com
OLD SAYING "HAPPY AS A DOG WITH TWO................." comes to mind
 
#4
I'd use the spare to stir my tea. "One lump or two?" :D
 
#6
That would be easy...... it'd be the one stuck to the back wheels in yer claypit :D
 
#7
Mighty_doh_nut said:
That would be easy...... it'd be the one stuck to the back wheels in yer claypit :D
Just think, i could slip your mum a crippler and shut your sister up by scuttling her at the same time....... do you think i could get Sherlock to lick my sack aswell? :D

Would be just like an episode of the Waltons, sharing the love, although after meeting your family im more inclined to liken them to the Clampets :D
 
#8
Better to be buggered by the clampets that mauled by the munsters.... :D

I did a runner from your mums house... her eyebrows join in the middle of her chest :D
 
#9
Mighty_doh_nut said:
I did a runner from your mums house... her eyebrows join in the middle of her chest :D
I actually thought you were a mate MDN, how wrong could i be?

Is nothing sacred?

You more than anyone should know what i went through those last few weeks. Not only do you mock ethnic minorities and the disabled, now you have turned on the dead.

Well i hope you are satisfied.... and that she didnt let the side down :D
 
#10
LOLOLOLOLOL You stitching cow :D

I only knew she was dead because the hair on her back hadn't grown any since the last time I matted it.

Hope you don't mind, I sliced of those burger nips to keep as a souvenier of our special time :D
 
#11
cait said:
Well i hope you are satisfied.... and that she didnt let the side down :D
Is she still available Cait? From what I've read in this forum there's more than one ARRSEr out there with a passion for necrophilia! 8O :lol:
 
#12
I think it sick shagging the dead, especially when her chest caves in!! :?
 
#14
DozyBint said:
Man with two penises loses wife

A German who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis has lost his wife after he showed her the result.

Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.

The penis worked so well that he was even able to father a child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was born last year.

But Gruber was still not happy and asked doctors to repeat the operation and build him a better organ, to which they agreed.

However, before removing the first penis doctors said they needed to make sure the new tissue transplant was a success, and had to leave the first penis in place.

Dr Markus Kuentscher, a plastic surgeon at Berlin's Accident Hospital, said: "We left the old one attached until the new one is properly supplied with blood."

But when Gruber showed his wife his double penis, she went home, packed her bags and left.

From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."

His testicles are intact and will be connected to what is actually his third penis when doctors are happy the operation was a success.

His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary called The Last Penis Operation.
Well? :wink:

Edited to credit http://www.ananova.com
If he lost his co ck in a bizarre motorbike accident I wonder what the rest of him looked like. Nikki Lauder is my bet :lol:

Maybe she got the fear because he was threatening her with a painful DP :roll:
 
#15
DozyBint said:
cait said:
Well i hope you are satisfied.... and that she didnt let the side down :D
Is she still available Cait? From what I've read in this forum there's more than one ARRSEr out there with a passion for necrophilia! 8O :lol:

Sadly no.

Unfortunatly after MDN & Cuts had their fill, all im left with is her false leg and Dutch Cap.
 

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