What would you do with a dead Pavarotti?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by elnoddo, Sep 6, 2007.

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  1. Now the great man has passed on we are left with the dilemma of how to dispose of the remains. Cremation is obviously out as it is estimated the blubber reserves would burn for fifty years once they got going, contributing greatly to global warming. A burial also has problems as the corpse could take up to 5000 years to fully decompose.

    I have a couple of ideas-

    Send him to Bob Geldof to help feed the world.

    Have him stuffed mounted and put on display outside Ginsters HQ.

    Strap him onto a rocket and fire him into the sun.

    Cut him open sew Rick Waller up inside then strap him onto a rocket and fire him into the sun.

    So the question stands what would you do?
  2. Bouncy castle for kids' parties.
  3. Sell him for a tenner!
  4. Sixty

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    I don't think you're treating this with the weight it deserves.

    My coat? Thanks.
  5. I phoned our nearest undertakers, they said they can't do funerals for a tenner....
  6. I'd also like to drop him from a really high crane, or launch him from a giant catapult but this is just out of idle curiosity.
  7. Tyler Durden says "Use soap"
  8. sorry to piss on your BBQ, but was'nt he 7 stone cause of the cancer? :?

    just informing you....so you can work out your trajectories a bit more accurately....... :D
  9. Strap him to a tall building to see if he is a good conductor.
  10. Elnoddo,

    In like a meteor..
  11. What is his wife going to do for Christmas?

    A much smaller turkey !!
  12. Really?? That i would love to see what did he do with all his slack skin, pull it tight and carry it around in a bergan?

    Sorry josey im a bit dense, what is it your suggesting?

    I also like the idea of trainconkers, hang him by his ankles on a bungee cord under a railwaybridge.
  13. Nothing mate, you've summed it .
  14. Since his death, the two surviving members of the three tenors have renamed themselves '20 quid'

    My dad had a bet on him making it to 100. Unfortunately, he lost his tenor...

  15. Float him in the Thames and let the journos have a frenzy !