What would you do to this guy?.......

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by tuffy52, Jan 5, 2012.

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  1. made to crawl through mine fields in Afghanistan to clear the path for squaddies.
  2. Beat him with a Daily Mail?
  3. Praise him for actually having a job in the desolate, post-apocalyptic wasteland that is the UK?

    Only joking. I'd comma him to death,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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  4. Suck his cock.
  5. Sean McNab. Pikey Fenian bastard.
  6. Nothing, as I am sure the full force of the law will be brought down on him :roll:
  7. I thought handling stolen goods was a higher charge than theft?
  8. Offer him a bag and see what I can get for it.

    Edited to add: I wonder if it's Andy's brother?
  9. Give him a totally disproportionate jail sentence. 10/15 years.

    Also jail the scrap dealers.

    Pretty sure the theiving scum would soon get the message.
  10. .
    He should be publicly flogged and have the word 'Thief' tattooed on his forehead. No doubt someone will claim that's against his human rights. But who is protecting the rights of the dead people he stole from??? Why won't someone protect the rights of dead people??
  11. Game of Thrones stylee...

    melt the metal down and tip it on his head.
  12. He likes taking metal?
    Give him 7.62mm of hot lead between the eyes then invoice the family for the round!
  13. j Vine Esq is about to pontificate on the general subject matter at any moment.
  14. I'd do nothing as I will never meet him.