What would you do to Bert?

#1
After a telephone discussion tonight with a couple of arrse regulars, it has come to my attention that Bert is a dislikeable little cnut.

Therefore, I would like to discuss what you would like to do to the spotty faced little pre pubescent antagonist

Personally, I'd like to bang his head of a bar to the beat of "chumbawummba" until he lost a heart beat, but that's just my own personal opinion.

Discuss :D
 
#2
I'd be happy just to smyte him a teeth loosening blow and stamp all over him with Ice skates on.

Never has one bloke needed a shoeing so badly
 
#4
The more I think about it the more I'd like to hurt the ponce.

Maybe pay him down at the bottom of a block of flats and drop pool balls on his knees / elbows / teeth.
 
#5
He's a dull cnut of the highest order. Id like to turn his skin inside out then roll him in tobasco sauce and then post his entrails to his retarded parents who live in a hostel frequented by whino's and single celled plebians called Frederick. Has the tube got a proper fcuking job yet? Or am I still paying for his Evostick addiction?

Cok!
 
#8
No point you even asking him that, you're in the same toolbox category.
 
#9
Ignore the little wannabe. His postings have nil mil content and are just to get attention. Could also just reply to everything he says with something along the lines of "Thank you, most illuminating." and refuse to respond in any other manner.
 
#10
I want to take Bert to bed and make a man of him, or fcuk him up for life, one or the other. And I'd like to take my fist and smash Jumblesales front teeth to pieces.
 
#11
Bravo_Bravo said:
Ignore the little wannabe. His postings have nil mil content and are just to get attention. Could also just reply to everything he says with something along the lines of "Thank you, most illuminating." and refuse to respond in any other manner.
Tried that with the tw*t CiG.

Perhaps we should organise milling for tw*ts
 
#12
I'd like to force feed Jumblesale an anvil.

Gunny, why not nail Berts ass and shoot your custard in his claypit, make him hover over Jumble sales chops, punch him in the guts and watch him fart manglue all over Jumbles head :D :D
 
#13
Bert's harmless. :D

Devote your (undoubted) energies towards organising the next revolution. :D

By all means continue the war against C_I_G however!! :D
 
#14
Gunny Highway said:
I want to take Bert to bed and make a man of him, or fcuk him up for life, one or the other. And I'd like to take my fist and smash Jumblesales front teeth to pieces.
Quality post.

Are you selling tickets?
 
#15
Dale The Snail said:
Gunny Highway said:
I want to take Bert to bed and make a man of him, or fcuk him up for life, one or the other. And I'd like to take my fist and smash Jumblesales front teeth to pieces.
Quality post.

Are you selling tickets?
that could have been the half-time entertainment yesterday at rugby!! and we would have all watched!! :lol:
 
#16
So noone is diving in to say he doesn't deserve a panning in :D
 
#19
Jumble the brave just pMed me and asked me to give him a shout next time I'm in London :D

Lucky for him thats this week, Thursday

Bet he's piss and wind just like NIMN, the chap that failed to show in Halifax :?
 

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