Did you get a glass table put in your office?
BOWLS club, not BOWELS!
Are you the sort of person who subscribes to Dumpstation TV? Do you read Readers' Wives' Turds?
Do you have a favourite model like Vindaloo Vicky, Bum Gravy Becky, or Chilli Charlotte? What about Enema Emma, Supository Sue....
FFS man spit it out, all you want it dirty photo's.
How very dare you sirs, that is utterly outrageous and libellous! I am trying to ensure that a top level debate is carried out. Only the most depraved, gutter-crawling cur would be aroused by such things.
Any videos of Emma Watson farting and what they might smell like are merely a side issue.