Goutyfrub
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Some do. At the UK they have signs on the doors to discourage standing on the seats. Go figure.How is that technically possible if they sit on the loo, or do they stand on the seat and defecate from above?
Some do. At the UK they have signs on the doors to discourage standing on the seats. Go figure.How is that technically possible if they sit on the loo, or do they stand on the seat and defecate from above?
Don't stop ffs!French gf is regularly furious about the state British women leave public khazis in. Apparently there's routinely shit up the walls, used tampons all over the place, floor awash with piss.
French gf is regularly furious about the state British women leave public khazis in. Apparently there's routinely shit up the walls, used tampons all over the place, floor awash with piss.
It's the hover. Apparently our fairer friends do not like making contact with the toilet seat so they do a downhill skiing pose and let rip. Plenty of scope for that to go awry especially after a few lambrinis.How is that technically possible if they sit on the loo, or do they stand on the seat and defecate from above?
Have you thought of starting up a niche magazine for fellow followers and those interested on the subject?As part of our unconscious bias, we always consider phantom sh*tters in the context of men & terrible male behaviour.
However, an unknown proportion of phantom sh*tters are in fact women. Presumably, this fact won't be known by their boyfriends or husbands initially. Most won't even consider the possibility because of their inherent male privilege.
Which begs the question, if you discover that your missus is a phantom sh*tter, a couple of years down the line, what would you do?
You could share some great stories or you could be recoiling in horror.
It's the hover. Apparently our fairer friends do not like making contact with the toilet seat so they do a downhill skiing pose while standing on a rising and falling rotating turntable then let rip. Plenty of scope for that to go awry especially after a few lambrinis.
I am astounded by the state some people leave the bogs in, i'm sure some of them have a special ritual dance which involves spraying shite everywhere and incapable of using the flush, let alone the bloody bogbrush.
Maybe they're Royalty and they're confused without The Groom of The Stool.
Oh, and there is no such thing as a KharziFairy that leaves a nice bottle of mineral water, usually without a cap, in the traps. I heartily recommend you do NOT have a swig.
(I will say that the presence of such is no indicator of the bog being left in a foul state, perhaps even the opposite).
Indeed. I'd have a bidet it there was the space, one with a hairdryer an' all*The water bottle is usually left by the ladies & gentlemen of the Asian persuasion who rinse their stars after crimping one off.
They think those of us that don’t are minging.
To be fair, one of the major advantages of living in the Middle East is the shattaf. Got to love the bum hose.The water bottle is usually left by the ladies & gentlemen of the Asian persuasion who rinse their stars after crimping one off.
They think those of us that don’t are minging.
I've worked in various hospitals over the years, there's always a phantom shitter, and it's always in the female staff toilets.
Things you wouldn't think possible of the caring profession, massive steaming logs left in the middle of the floor in the ladies locker rooms and used sanitary products chucked on top of lockers. The gents were generally in pristine condition.
I've worked in various hospitals over the years, there's always a phantom shitter, and it's always in the female staff toilets.
Things you wouldn't think possible of the caring profession, massive steaming logs left in the middle of the floor in the ladies locker rooms and used sanitary products chucked on top of lockers. The gents were generally in pristine condition.
Given the size of some of the offending articles (I've been shown photographic evidence as part of a complaint) you would think it was big Innes who had been in there. Either that or there are women holding onto turds of such epic proportions as to give their arseholes TARDIS like properties.that'll be cos the blokes are shitting in the ladies...
To be fair, one of the major advantages of living in the Middle East is the shattaf. Got to love the bum hose.
Indeed. I'd have a bidet it there was the space, one with a hairdryer an' all*
*but not the 'comb & autostyle' feature