Actually, I was considering starting a "Shit of Week" thread, we could post pictures of our magnificent jobbies or splats, a select few would be put to a vote each month. Extra points for identifiable food stuffs.
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What would you do if your missus was a phantom sh*tter?
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That sounds such a corny idea, really nuts!
Sam The Bam
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Rub her nose in the shit, that'll learn the durty scutter.
wheel
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Purchase a glass topped coffee table
RangdoOfArg
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Slight thread drift:-
On a construction site i happened to work on, a" The phantom Arseh0le strikes again" script written in the talk bubble, being blown from the the raised trunk of a cartoon elephant. as seen from the rear, with a magic marker on the inside of stud walling, and any surface that was going to be tiled, or covered over It changed daily with" "Who is the phantom Arseh0le" and " The phantom Arseh0le waz ear" Who done it? ,, they never found out, it caused the site manager to get all the lads in the canteen and issue a warning, that if it continues blah blah....they never found out,............ 2013.
On a construction site i happened to work on, a" The phantom Arseh0le strikes again" script written in the talk bubble, being blown from the the raised trunk of a cartoon elephant. as seen from the rear, with a magic marker on the inside of stud walling, and any surface that was going to be tiled, or covered over It changed daily with" "Who is the phantom Arseh0le" and " The phantom Arseh0le waz ear" Who done it? ,, they never found out, it caused the site manager to get all the lads in the canteen and issue a warning, that if it continues blah blah....they never found out,............ 2013.
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Teeblerone
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I was prompted to start this thread through an intriguing & tantalising situation that I learned about a few years back.
A friend of mine lives in a fancy Cotswold village, like something out of Agatha Raisin (dont ask). Quite regularly on a Friday a group of well spoken ladies would turn up in the afternoon, after work, for a couple of drinks. Amongst the group of ladies was a phantom sh*tter who would literally sh*t up the bogs during their visit.
I've always wondered about the sort of determination it must take to take the time to do something so grotesque and obviously risk so much.
In my mind, after carrying out another covert sh*t attack, the lady in question would go home to her fella, crack open a tinny on the sofa & boss her fella around with threats to hurry up as he doesn't wanna know what she does to people that p!ss her off.
A friend of mine lives in a fancy Cotswold village, like something out of Agatha Raisin (dont ask). Quite regularly on a Friday a group of well spoken ladies would turn up in the afternoon, after work, for a couple of drinks. Amongst the group of ladies was a phantom sh*tter who would literally sh*t up the bogs during their visit.
I've always wondered about the sort of determination it must take to take the time to do something so grotesque and obviously risk so much.
In my mind, after carrying out another covert sh*t attack, the lady in question would go home to her fella, crack open a tinny on the sofa & boss her fella around with threats to hurry up as he doesn't wanna know what she does to people that p!ss her off.
RangdoOfArg
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Same experience here. Worked in a local village boozer. Women’s bogs always the worst. On early shift it would be our privilege to clean them.
I once commented to a colleague ‘what have they been doing in here?’
His reply: ‘somersaults’ will always stay with me.
I once commented to a colleague ‘what have they been doing in here?’
His reply: ‘somersaults’ will always stay with me.
lokiuk
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She'll end up playing freckles
Yokel
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Getting his sheets in the wash and getting in the shower?
Someone who shits in unusual and generally unacceptable places - such as airing cupboards, washing machines, and so on. When I was a school I was disgusted to discover a turd in a kettle.
I refuse to accept that women are capable of such acts.
"Hell hath no fury..."They can get a tad upset without the scorn coming into the equation.
Goutyfrub
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We have a smallish company with about 70 toilet users at HO. The women’s shitters are generally in much worse state than the men’s with lively shites seemingly finding their way out of the pan to the seat and floor. I have been asked by HR to bear witness to the worst excesses in case disciplinary finds whodunnit, but I’ve declined.
lokiuk
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I bet if you shat on them, women wouldn't need to be scorned to go full menopausal
lokiuk
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How is that technically possible if they sit on the loo, or do they stand on the seat and defecate from above?
devexwarrior
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WAH!
"Toilet users"? Is that a trendy new way of describing people who work in the office?
AdminVortex
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Funny, when I worked for AXA Bristol we had one doing a Bobby Sands impersonation in the crapper.. Shit up the cubicle walls, etc, and management issuing warnings to desist and help detect the culprit.
As the new kid on the block (agency) I was informed much later that I was no 1 suspect for a time.
I like to think it was one of the many short-skirted office tarts that was sneaking into the gents and pebble-dashing it in the hope a fella would get the blame.
A rum place to work, that was.
As the new kid on the block (agency) I was informed much later that I was no 1 suspect for a time.
I like to think it was one of the many short-skirted office tarts that was sneaking into the gents and pebble-dashing it in the hope a fella would get the blame.
A rum place to work, that was.
lokiuk
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