What would you do for the Olympic Opening Ceremony?

Evening all,

Her Majesty the Queen has gone over the head of BoJo and instead appointed you as supreme commander of the Olympics Opening Ceremony. You've been invested with absolute powers to do whatever you want, as well as being given a cool £27,000,000 to squander on whatever entertainment you think will best represent Great Britain and London for the Olympics 2012.

The eyes of the world are upon you...

What do you do?

Introduce 'freckles' and 'soggy biscuits' as demonstration sports.


Order donuts and Coke, two tarts and a pack of No.1 for the Royal Box, could get boring in there. Kick back and watch the entire Home Office staff plus G4 running round the track under all those lights, all in their underwear, til I get bored. Followed by the Home Office and G4S milling exhibition, when the last men and women, standing, line up to slap Messrs Blair and Brown.
Invite AQ.

The fireworks would be better.
As I said on the other thread..... A re-enactment of the Battle of Mount Tumbledown starring Prince William.
Summon the Goat Of Mendes.

That's alway good for a laugh.
Bribe the Olympics Committee to the tune of £27m to ensure we never, ever get to host the Games again.

Money well spent, I think.

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