What would you attach?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Deadreckon, Mar 18, 2009.

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  1. The world is getting weirder by the day! link

    I could do with a bottle opener where my thumb is! always caught short at parties
  2. I'd attach my size 7m to your swede, and make sure there was blood and brains shifting from it.
  3. Personally, I'd go for a small container holding a range of threaded fixings.

    That way, whenever you're desperate for a screw, you won't be disappointed.
  4. Reminds me of Tony Iommi of Black Sabbath.

  5. Scarlett Johansen's pussy
  6. A vibrator :boogie:
  7. American Express Card.
    That way "I'd never leave home without it."
  8. A teloscopic batton - just think about it. You could make a comic book series out of that sh!t.
  9. A taser with settings that include not only stun and kill, but tickle, massage, stimulate and ribbed for her pleasure. (FYI - if you want to be a real man, you buy ribbed condoms, but you turn them inside out)
  10. A signal jammer, so I could switch off other peoples' mobiles while they're chatting whilst driving;

    A magically sealed container of liquid nitrogen, so I could chill a beer within seconds just by touching it;

    A pellet gun, for obvious reasons;

    A pen, let's see the fuckers in work nick that one;

    A universal tv remote control.

    All of the above on various fingers.
  11. Freddie Kruger aint got nothing on you skintboymike.
  12. A Pot Noodle fork.