What would we have done differently?

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  1. Would we have sneaked in sloted him, left the body and kept stum.
  2. More likely, we'd have invited him to Paris and, while driving through a tunnel, unfastened his seat belt.
  3. We'd have sent in THEM, who would have crashed their chopper, got lost in the capital city, slotted a british tourist by mistake then got pissed on shandies and come back via Amsterdam (sporting crabs in their bushy facial hair.
  4. Given him a council house, generous benefits payments and allowed him to bring his wives and family over to live.
  5. Offered him diversity awareness training, followed by counselling and compensation for having disturbed him and his family during the raid.
  6. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    ... and provided round-the-clock police protection while he practiced his continuing right to freedom of expression.
  7. And provided him a mansion with his own personal mosque
  8. **** me, imagine the benefit payments for three wives and 23 kids.