what would i need to do to get kicked out a married quarter

#2
do the COs wife over the kitchen worktop, film it and e-mail it to everybody

you need to have a bit of a plot to the story with plenty of shots of outside the house and stuff, just to make sure they get a positive ID on the house.
 
#4
ARSON, never fails
 
#5
Perhaps smearing faeces all over the front. Or we could combine previous answers. Smear faeces all over the CO's wife whilst doing his daughter over the kitchen counter screaming your name, rank, number.
 
#10
jimmys_best_mate said:
brettarider said:
Just like the pads wifes from the Staffords in Fally during GW1 allegedly :wink:
That story must go round about at least one unit in every brigade that ever deploys! It was 1RHA on Telic 4, allegedly.
Funny old thing, history seems to keep repeating itself, it was 49 RA at Hohne when the Regt was on Op Banner in 1976. Trouble is, I believe that in one case at least, it was true. The wifey was taken to court by the Politzei for running an unregistered brothel.
 
#11
Marry a slapper.

She shags anything that moves, fucks you about for months, demands a divorce because you are "unreasonable" and then you get kicked out because she needs somewhere to live.
 
#13
canteen_cowboy said:
why not just hand it back over?
Well where is the fun in that?
 

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#15
Mitchthebar said:
jimmys_best_mate said:
brettarider said:
Just like the pads wifes from the Staffords in Fally during GW1 allegedly :wink:
That story must go round about at least one unit in every brigade that ever deploys! It was 1RHA on Telic 4, allegedly.
Funny old thing, history seems to keep repeating itself, it was 49 RA at Hohne when the Regt was on Op Banner in 1976. Trouble is, I believe that in one case at least, it was true. The wifey was taken to court by the Politzei for running an unregistered brothel.
There was a Black Watch wife who lived opposite me in Fally who was, lets say, running a business, from her quarter, during Telic 1.
 
#16
auscam said:
Kahuna382000 said:
canteen_cowboy said:
why not just hand it back over?
Well where is the fun in that?
Quite. Why not just start a crack lab instead?
Or, run a brothel of crack whores. While you're at it invite/ kidnap the C.O's daughter to be a crack whore.

I just keep merging them for some reason.
 
#17
Speak to a Fijiian pad. Roasting pits in the back garden, all night parties, whisky-induced wife battering and drink driving through front gardens normally does the trick.
 
#20
mmm-babies-heads said:
once_a_maverick said:
Marry a slapper.

She shags anything that moves, fucks you about for months, demands a divorce because you are "unreasonable" and then you get kicked out because she needs somewhere to live.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

That isn't the funniest part...

You've got to giggle when you end up paying for the slapper to carry on living there AND any damages!!!
 

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