**** all, I am one. I assume you're not and are weighing up whether you've got the bollocks to chops off at your section commander tomorrow because you think you're too special to area clean/have your room inspected/whatever else it is that makes whiny crow cnuts whine these days?
I gave him a hard two handed shove which knocked him to the floor then told him to stand up while I knocked his teeth out. He didn't stand up. Stripey took him for a yip yap round camp.
He banged his tabs in to apologise and tell me he had bother at home which was why he was pissy.I gave him a 3 month bender and 4 weekend work parades.
All over a haircut!
All the above isn't as dramatic as it sounds. Do yourself a favour, don't tell your fullscrew to **** off. You may be killed.