What Would Be Your Zombie Gun?

Discussion in 'Shooting, Hunting and Fishing' started by Ritch, Nov 6, 2012.

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  1. I've just finished watching 'American Guns' that airs on the Discovery Channel and they made a 'Zombie Gun' from a Mare's Leg with a .500 Smith & Wesson cartridge.

    Then they got onto which type of weapon would be the perfect Zombie weapon, ranging from the AK47 to the 12-Gauge Mossberg to the SKS. That got me thinking;

    What would your Zombie gun be? I think mine would have to be the AA-12 for the sheer fun factor.
  2. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

  3. ZSU 23-4 would just about do it for me. ******* hate Zombies.
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  4. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

    well that a Mossie 590 mit bayonet lug...
  5. Naval gunfire. Accept no substitute.


    Edited to add additional, personal kit:-

    Zombie proof beard protector.


    Shite resistant, armoured codpiece


    Personal side arm, sticky foam gun

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  6. Probably a HK416, not too big so there wouldnt be a cumbersome factor - but also able to deal some damage at a distance when I'm hiding on a roof.
  7. Can zombies climb trees?
  8. Usual stupid SS answer - Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

    Serious answer - whatever I could find the most ammo for and hope it can take a suppressor

    Although the true zombie killing connoisseur likes to here the thwack of willow on temple and carries a cricket bat for those 'got red on your shirt' moments.
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  9. Winchester? Dogs can look up too.
  10. Easy - 12 bore, pump action, 11 rounds, buck or solid slug. Anything fitting those criteira. I just happen to have one right here. 12g ammo is very available once the slugs and buck is all gone, break into enough houses and you'll find some.
  11. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    You are thinking of Daleks you ******* tit. Stay focused or we are all dead. Jesus. One just cannot get the staff theses days, you know?

    A decent cane I feel. One can spank a zombie with a decent cane, yes?

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  12. CanteenCowboy

    CanteenCowboy LE Book Reviewer

    Lee Enfield Mk 4, do them from a distance, only problem does anybody this side of the FATA make .303 anymore.

    Ooh and a claymore for those close in moments.
  13. CheyTac M200 Intervention in .408


    with this ammo:


    CHEYTAC .408/419 Grain Cartridge
     (Patented) Balanced Flight Technology
     High kinetic energy at extreme distances
     Combined speed, distance, and superior accuracy at extreme long ranges
     Copper Nickel Alloy projectile
    Ballistic Coefficient: .949 (average over 3,500 yards)
    Weight: 419 Grain
    Length: 4.303
    Velocity: 3,000 fps
    Muzzle Energy: 8,372 ft. lbs.

    and this ballistic computer:

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  14. 3,2,1 and you're back in the room....
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