What with all of the social media and dating apps about

ugly

LE
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#1
I thought of a new dating website, only £5 to register.
Gerundr, the dating app for grammar pedants, they'll flock to register just to complain!
 
#2
Probably get more dosh by appealing to granma pederasts.
 
#3
I thought of a new dating website, only £5 to register.
Gerundr, the dating app for grammar pedants, they'll flock to register; just to complain!
I just thought i’d help you out with that semicolon.

You’re welcome.
 

ugly

LE
Moderator
#4
#5
I'm sorry you need to register first!
Quite correct, but, aside from the absence of five English pounds, the judge has ruled I am no longer allowed to register with dating websites.

Especially ones started by those who choose to go by the name ‘ugly’.
 
#6
Being a lover of abrasive wheels, I joined a website called Grindr. I shouldn't have bothered, as it seemed to cater more for Weldrs.
 
#8
Shit idea as Sluggy would be your first date .
And just imagine how much fun there'd be? Me, my prospective suitor, a dictionary, and a BFO hammer.
 
#12
Would that be Scrabble on the first date or a Scrabble to be the top on the first date?
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I'm not at home to Mr Pervy today.
 

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