What will they be playing at your funeral?

kes1 said:
saintstone said:
kes1 said:
'Ding dong the witch is dead' from Wizard of Oz will probably be played at mine :D
Probably ????? I'll make sure it is :wink:
You will be too busy wailing and sobbing with grief while tearing at your hair...er....ok maybe not the tearing at hair part :p
Wailing and sobbing, hahahahaha, more like leading the singing and the encores :party: :boogie: :wave:
 

kes1

LE
saintstone said:
kes1 said:
saintstone said:
kes1 said:
'Ding dong the witch is dead' from Wizard of Oz will probably be played at mine :D
Probably ????? I'll make sure it is :wink:
You will be too busy wailing and sobbing with grief while tearing at your hair...er....ok maybe not the tearing at hair part :p
Wailing and sobbing, hahahahaha, more like leading the singing and the encores :party: :boogie: :wave:
Please don't sing!!! :x
 

callum13

War Hero
Stairway to heaven - led zepplin

another one bites the dust - queen

theres another one im still trying to find with the lyrics "im still watching you, ya bastard!"
 
Do not care what they play so long as the ex-wife dances on my grave.

I will be buried at sea and I know the bitch cannot swim!
 
All by the Smiths I'm afraid . . . Why am I afraid, they were a fcuking great band so it doesn't matter.

Cemetry Gates
Death of a Disco Dancer
I know it's over
I started something I couldn't finish (throttling the wife i suspect)
Pretty Girls make graves
Still Ill (My unfinished symphony)
What difference does it make?
You've got everyhting now (My personal favourite)
 

SNLR86

Old-Salt
Fat_Cav said:
All by the Smiths I'm afraid . . . Why am I afraid, they were a fcuking great band so it doesn't matter.

Cemetry Gates
Death of a Disco Dancer
I know it's over
I started something I couldn't finish (throttling the wife i suspect)
Pretty Girls make graves
Still Ill (My unfinished symphony)
What difference does it make?
You've got everyhting now (My personal favourite)

No way I'd have a vegetarian warbling at my funeral...
 
I hope i think i know-Oasis
Going underground-The Jam
Disco Inferno- dunno who did it and obviously the last two depend on the method of disposal
 
Fat_Cav said:
All by the Smiths I'm afraid . . . Why am I afraid, they were a fcuking great band so it doesn't matter.

Cemetry Gates
Death of a Disco Dancer
I know it's over
I started something I couldn't finish (throttling the wife i suspect)
Pretty Girls make graves
Still Ill (My unfinished symphony)
What difference does it make?
You've got everyhting now (My personal favourite)
So you included all these but not There is a light that never goes out?!!! :roll:
 
THE END ,THE DOORS By the time it's over they will all be wanting to top themselves before the go down the Legion
 
I was at the funeral a few years ago of an ex-matelot friend of mine who died in his 40s of Motor Neuron Disease.

A complete star to the end, he had arranged for "Going Underground " by The Jam played as his coffin was carried out of the church.

As if that wasnt good enough, when his coffin had been lowered into the ground and his wife had thrown a rose in on top, two other women stepped forward and did the same........


Fuckin priceless!!


Andy, you are sadly missed.

Hope you are still getting your tot at bedtime.
 

AbeFruman

Clanker
I want cremated and as people are getting to their seats:

Heaven knows I'm miserable now- The Smiths.

As the doors open and the coffin heads towards the flames:

I'm Alive- ELO

Lots of laughter and lots of drink feck!!!
 
Suedehead said:
Fat_Cav said:
All by the Smiths I'm afraid . . . Why am I afraid, they were a fcuking great band so it doesn't matter.

Cemetry Gates
Death of a Disco Dancer
I know it's over
I started something I couldn't finish (throttling the wife i suspect)
Pretty Girls make graves
Still Ill (My unfinished symphony)
What difference does it make?
You've got everyhting now (My personal favourite)
So you included all these but not There is a light that never goes out?!!! :roll:
Oh very melancholy! :pukel:

Very intentional. I never had a bleeding light when I was alive.
 

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