I was sat in Starbucks this afternoon and a lentil munching student type was swanning about in issue DPM trouser and I got thinking about what is going to happen to all the DPM stock once MTP gets rolled out to everyone. Will the MoD flog it off to the Dutch or some second world army or will there be a global explosion in "BritMil Chic" with the must have handbag being an S10 haversack? Will it be gifted to the Cadets? 1 Bergen = a blowjob of a spotty 16 year old. Will we see some flip flop wearing Somali rebel on the 9 o'clock news pleased as punch with AK mags crammed into his "new" DPM webbing?