What will happen if the Britain becomes a Dictatorship?

#1
On ARRSE there have been many threads on our country becoming a Dictatorship, but what would happen if it did? Having watched Knights of God it got me thinking.

Would Uncle Gord have to create an SS style force to counter us (or just dispand the Armed Forces and start a fresh), would he introduce a new Policing Force that would have higher jurisdiction than the boys in blue?
Would he have Secret Police dragging off people onto the Yorkshire moors never to be seen again?

People of Arrse, UK under a Dictatorship, your thoughts please.
 
#5
we could kiss goodbye to Tottenham Hotspur and Jewellers all over the country,

and maybe start of with burning anything in Jiddish or Hebrew
 
#8
zxninerpilot said:
And we would probably have to grow lots of cabbages, like Tito mad his subjects do in Yugoslavia.
I can just see the spin, Uncle Gord say "The Cabbage diet is for winners!!!!"

At least all the fat munters will get slim :D
 

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#9
spitlock said:
we could kiss goodbye to Tottenham Hotspur and Jewellers all over the country,

and maybe start of with burning anything in Jiddish or Hebrew
Unless it was a Jewish dictatorship!

Why the immediate assumption that a regime change would produce a National Socialist rule? Why not a ...oh, for instance, a Methodist dictatorship, or a Gay, Lesbian and Transgendered one?
 
#10
spitlock said:
we could kiss goodbye to Tottenham Hotspur and Jewellers all over the country,

and maybe start of with burning anything in Jiddish or Hebrew
Not necessarily just selecting an easy group to pick on that others will be happy to see picked on, abused and maltreated even if they are decent law abiding people.
 
#11
old_fat_and_hairy said:
spitlock said:
we could kiss goodbye to Tottenham Hotspur and Jewellers all over the country,

and maybe start of with burning anything in Jiddish or Hebrew
Unless it was a Jewish dictatorship!

Why the immediate assumption that a regime change would produce a National Socialist rule? Why not a ...oh, for instance, a Methodist dictatorship, or a Gay, Lesbian and Transgendered one?
Would i have to become a lesbian then?
The only small problem with a Gay/lesbian dictatorship the population would eventually dwindle!
 
#12
An SS style force would cost too much, so I don't see him doing that. His style is more like taking personal command of the Army, running each unit himself and appointing minions to key posts.

As for the Policing Force, SOCA has been very actively em-Borging other organisations - rumour control has it SFO is next to be assimilated. If you can argue fraud is the same as people-trafficking, pretty much everything else can go the same way.

Given that the key criterion of a dictatorship is that all decisions stem from one absolute leader, Britain isn't that far from effectively being one already.
 
#14
Can I suggest a cull of all the idle twats that have been on the dole (without a strong medical reason - not the usual skiving bad back bollocks - I have one of those and it in no way prevents me from sitting at a desk) for more than six months.

All peados executed so what if some are innocent, better to be safe then sorry!
 
#16
boelynbulldog said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
spitlock said:
we could kiss goodbye to Tottenham Hotspur and Jewellers all over the country,

and maybe start of with burning anything in Jiddish or Hebrew
Unless it was a Jewish dictatorship!

Why the immediate assumption that a regime change would produce a National Socialist rule? Why not a ...oh, for instance, a Methodist dictatorship, or a Gay, Lesbian and Transgendered one?
Would i have to become a lesbian then?
The only small problem with a Gay/lesbian dictatorship the population would eventually dwindle!
I was just thinking along the lines of history repeating itself in a round about kind of way, but if you can name one methodist dictatorship or transgendered one ill stand corrected :D
 
#17
Secret Police? What for?
The majority would simply accept it all, after all many of the necessary controls on society are in place now and nobody seems to have noticed....
Personnaly I will join the armchair resistance, until its wiped out of course
 

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#18
If the UK became a dictatorship, I'd rule with a fair but iron hand. That's all I can offer.
 
#19
old_fat_and_hairy said:
spitlock said:
we could kiss goodbye to Tottenham Hotspur and Jewellers all over the country,

and maybe start of with burning anything in Jiddish or Hebrew
Unless it was a Jewish dictatorship!

Why the immediate assumption that a regime change would produce a National Socialist rule? Why not a ...oh, for instance, a Methodist dictatorship, or a Gay, Lesbian and Transgendered one?
I like the idea of a Methodist dictatorship. They're quiet, tolerant, considerate of others, sensible, not ruled from the middle like the other Christian sects but very democratic, and they even allow drink nowadays.

I doubt we'd get our dictatorship China-style or Zimabwe-style, thank heavens, or even Blairstyle.

More likely it would be a military one, so it would be over to arrsers to run the place.

Hmm. Scary!
 

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#20
Nope, can't name them, but I can name some benevolent dictators. Franco, in Spain, and Salazar in Portugal spring to mind. And of course, old Tito. None of them felt the need to build gas chambers, or impose yellow stars on clothing. And generally, they were rather popular with their people.

A dictatorship need not be a bad thing, and it could come from a military coup. In which case, Westminster would perhaps be a good site to build a gallows, Parliament Green springs to mind.

Actually, as for the Les/Bi/Gay/Transgendered party, I think we don't have to look too far from New Labour. Always been suspicious of dear Tony, and the Wicked Witch looks terribly butch. As for Mandleson, and a great number of others..............I am losing interest now.
 

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