What I'm really enjoying right now, is all the celebrity tips for how to survive lockdown. One was on the radio yesterday saying "you could read a book". Well F%$* me Sherlock, I would never have thought of that. Unlike you I have shelves of them, so I don't have to go shopping to buy one.I'm hoping the whole celebrity culture will be swept under the carpet - as people are now seeing their, and family's health is at risk - and certain priorities need to be made. I'm guessing many PR agents are pacing the rooms now trying to dream up ways of maintaining their client's relevence.
I expect the floodgates to soon open with many of them announcing how they have tested positive- and then engage in an ongoing commentary of their plight, and motivational plattitudes.
"Francesca....get me on the front pages...anything...I'll say I've been raped by a giraffe!"
"How about I get Corona and fear for my children?"
"Nah...Kerry Cantona did that last week...won't work"
I really hope most of the Z listers find themselves out of work when this is all over.