What will be different following the Coronavirus?

Oh and if I don't seem my usual cheery self, it's because I am 9 shifts in so far on 16 hour days stopping what seems like half of Romania trying to steal the hand gel dispensers.
They don't seem to understand social distancing or the fact if one of their kids is sick it only needs mum or dad to accompany the kid, not up to 15 "Uncles" and "Aunts" and all their kids.
Nightmare to remove them.
This is first quiet moment for the last week, actually managed to sit down to eat breakfast today.
That's why we require stout blokes, with white shirts and clip on ties - who don't take any nonsense :)

What is your ROE when they all claim "no speak English"?

Capita charge police £XXX per call and God knows how much per minute after. 999 call from someone screaming blue murder in dibdob...get a Ukrainian translator online and 15 minutes later establish they have toothache!!...I shit you not.


Thats where the taxes go.
 
So we just got the renewal for the insurance for the Hound. They have doubled the price of the policy.

Expect your premiums to go across the board.......... the tw@ts
 
What is your ROE when they all claim "no speak English"?
Depends who's close enough to hear...

Theres polite me, (witnesses or nhs management types)...

Then theres the real me...if no ones there to grass. This version is not so polite and has been described by others as A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible ****... me.
 
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Depends who's close enough to hear...

Theres polite me, (witnesses or nhs management types)...

Then theres the real me...if no ones there yo grass. This version is not so polite and has been described by others as A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible ****... me.
I doubt I’ll ever get to use that but...I’m nicking that!
 
You've not seen Snatch then?
No I’d never!
Bollocks, there I was thinkping our Right hon member for Wigan North was a Shakespearean swordsman.
 
No I’d never!
Bollocks, there I was thinkping our Right hon member for Wigan North was a Shakespearean swordsman.
It has not been a good day for me on here in terms of sarcasm. I might need to go and sit in the special corner for a bit.
 
So we just got the renewal for the insurance for the Hound. They have doubled the price of the policy.

Expect your premiums to go across the board.......... the tw@ts
Just saved £220 on car insurance, hound is self insured so no excess no other nonsense. Third party cover either through my household insurance or the Dogs Trust.
 
Oh and if I don't seem my usual cheery self, it's because I am 9 shifts in so far on 16 hour days stopping what seems like half of Romania trying to steal the hand gel dispensers.
They don't seem to understand social distancing or the fact if one of their kids is sick it only needs mum or dad to accompany the kid, not up to 15 "Uncles" and "Aunts" and all their kids.
Nightmare to remove them.
This is first quiet moment for the last week, actually managed to sit down to eat breakfast today.
Coming out of Waitrose a few days ago, people (because it is Waitrose) are giving each other 3 m – then this fat female Romanian fuc.er actually approaches, with her begging bowl.
Where is a Dalek or two, when you want to… Exterminate
 
Has Private O'Godfrey finished his first 12 hour shift saving the people of Nottingham yet?









No, thought not.
 
I’d put it down the the gov/media trying to create the wartime spirit ‘we are all in this together’ only its 2020 and the country is full of foreigners who don’t give a fcuk about Great Britain or being British...................
That is definitely my experience – I live in a high immigrant area, and (save for the people I know independently), there is zero feeling of civic commitment
 
Has Private O'Godfrey finished his first 12 hour shift saving the people of Nottingham yet?









No, thought not.
I think it's a testament to his socialist commitment to his fellow man that he's started 3 days before the earliest ops date for the rest of us.

Will try and find any local media reports of a heroic marxist saviour shouting 'stand back I'm a full trained art restorer. I mean surgeon. Or something. Spare any change comrade?' while helpfully pouring milk through random letterboxes.
 

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