what we need for afganhistan

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by brighton hippy, Oct 17, 2009.

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  1. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

  2. plague rats

    acid rain

    soviet fuel air bombs to tidy up afterwards
  3. Didnt Jerry just hotwire a 500lb bomb to detonate about 20ft from the mine - about the distance from the flail to about, right underneath the tank?
    Unpleasantness then followed. :thumbdown:
  4. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Neither would work, if I remember my filums correctly as the can't burrow through rock and Terry will just bog off to the mountains to hide much like they have always done.

    Now a few hundred of these might help:



    (fun starts from 2.20 in)

    armoured lions gotta luv em
  5. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer


    £300 worth of damage

    Give it a year or two build a nice country club with the worlds biggest golf course rename it Club Stan and use it for R & R from Iran
  6. Let them loose, go home and clean the scum off the streets, with prejudice.


    Autonomous Mobile Swords are machines created by The Alliance to defend themselves against the NEB. Nicknamed "Screamers" for the disorienting scream they let out before an attack.

    Throughout the film, several types are introduced:

    * Type 1: These were the original "screamers" built by The Alliance. They can embed themselves in the sand and jump out to attack, slicing limbs and torsos in half. (See first screenshot image above)
    * Type 1 Revised: Machines that still move through the sand, but are of a more sleek design, have small legs with which to walk around on other surfaces than sand, and can hack into computer terminals. Armed with a buzz saw blade on its head.
    * Type 2: A grown man, usually acting as a wounded soldier that cries for help. Seemingly not armed with weaponry, though they do possess a great deal of strength. One claims that it acquired its current face by cutting it off the former wearer. This model seems to possess advanced reasoning skills and is capable of interacting with humans in a manner that mimics human behaviour.
    * Type 3: A small boy, wearing worn clothing and holding a teddy bear. Acts as an orphan and pleads to "come with you", seemingly to be led to more targets. Their faces can mutate into a more monstrous visage with razor-like teeth and have buzz saw blades embedded in their hands.
  7. Perhaps make some money by selling package holidays to Royal Kajaki Yacht Club (great sailing and waterskiing, unspoilt by overdevelopment etc etc)...Sheraton Laskar Gah Resort and Spa...Bastion Golf Club...heli flights up the Helmand River...
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    Oh and one of these

  9. Great package holiday kit, but why no sunblock?! lol!
  10. Not with all that radio active sand blowing about and descending all around, methinks. Why mess about with just the one?