Pitch black, on the settee, getting down to business, and I hear the front door open, her parents have came home early, the light goes on, its her father, Kin hell, only just managed to pull up my strides and sit looking innocent, fathers face was livid, but no words spoken. I said my goodbyes. Fast forward many years. on leave, decide to look up aforementioned old girlfriend, rang first, mother said she is now married, but will be visiting, come around if you want. I turn up, mother says she is now divorced, etc. etc., mother says don't waste the visit , so I get the best hour or so of my life, Jesus Me 25, she about 45, and mega sex starved, we hear the front door open, FFS its old girlfriend, who managed to get away to visit her old mum, and me, hiding in the bog.
The rest of my 2 weeks leave were between the willing thighs of a 45 year old sex starved divorced nymphomaniac.
