What turns us on (as if we didnt know)

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by dave8307, Feb 14, 2009.

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  1. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    Hmmmmmmmmmm cant stop long, off to Edinburgh Zoo for the afternoon -- I'm told the new chimpanzee enclosure is quite something :(
  2. watch out for banana skins worse than black ice
  3. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    Do Bonobos eat bananas??
  4. Getting my widgy licked and my bum fingered

    Watching kittens and puppys get crushed
  5. In other words, women are lying bitches. Why is this considered news?
  6. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    Among the male participants, the degree of desire they claimed on the keypads matched the degree of response recorded on the machines: they liked to watch straight shagging and girl-on-girl action, and they knew they did. Among women, things were different. No matter how much their keypads insisted they weren't interested in the scenes before them, their internal monitors showed they were turned on by everything: straight sex, gay sex, lesbian sex, the nude gymnast – even the rutting simians got a vaginal thumbs-up.

    ....like we re going to ADMIT to that??????