What topic to start when you are bored

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by ex-dvr1, Aug 2, 2008.

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  1. I was thinking of starting a topic called "the best place i have served in a bar that belonged to my sqn, which was next to the worst range i had been on, but at the same time it was when i saw the funniest thing EVER, and i was there i saw it all i fought them all as well, none of it is hearsay or myth."

    ?Then I thought maybe just post links/videos/pictures that will produce one line answers at most, or even better post pictures of females scantily clad. as I am sure no one else nows how to search for stuff like that.

    Or or else failing those i can cut and paste an email joke i got sent, or a scam letter because again no one else would have seen any of those.
     
  2. Hope you won't be offended if I meander from the thread topic(s) a little?
     
  3. Sorry mate,that has already been done.Why not start something original?
     
  4. Why don't you start a rant?
     
  5. How about "The worst squaddie pub you have ever been in with a woman you shouldnt really fancy, ranting about assorted shyte about equipment, PAYD and Afghan"
     
  6. I think the "what / who really p1sses you off" stuff hasn't been done to death enough.........
     
  7. I think Ex-dvr1 has made an excellent point about what to post...so I offer this screengrab...

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  8. How about a PORN Rant now that would be different. indulge us with 2 of our fave subjects
     
  9. How about something about mongs?

    PROTIP: look carefully at the following picture...

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  10. the dirty bitch has swamped herself! driver i,d start an outrage thread mate,thats disgusting. :roll:
     
  11. My God Proximo! where did you find this?

    it look like the one on the right is actually saying MLAAARRR
     
  12. she,s got nice crocs though.
     
  13. "You mean me...sexy man?"

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  14. I reckon some people may like this...if they're really bored an' all...probably the mother of several of the previous:

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  15. I reckon a thread entitled What's Your Sharpest Ever Pair of Scissors? should go down well.