What to send to a mate on ops?

#1
My mate is out on tellic 11 and a bunch of us back home thought we would send him some stuff to keep him amused in sandy places.

For those of you who have been out in the sandpit.. what would you have wanted?
 
#2
Send him some gay porn in a cellophane bag with the senders name as Big Julian, It might not keep his morale up but all his mates will have laugh when the mail is dished out on parade.
 
#5
Empty shampoo bottles filled with booze and Jaffa cakes in a seperate packet and not mushed up in the bottle with the cheap booze!
 
#6
Biggles4221 said:
Empty shampoo bottles filled with booze and Jaffa cakes!!
How do you get jaffa cakes in a shampoo bottle? :D
 
#7
A recipe of how to make the expats jungle juice...SID. Yep! It's alcoholic!
 
#9
Haribo and Jazz mags.

Oh, and a goldfish. Remember to put it in a waterproof jiffy bag, or the bugger will die. (Not that I have tried this, a "mate" told me about it.
 
#11
That sound exactly like the RBL xmas 'moral' box I received on Granby.
It contained a beer voucher for an off licence chain I've never hear of. A sweatband (WTF!!). A cheap plastic torch (no batteries) and various other junk. It was like someone had opened half a dozen Aldi Christmas crackers into a box, removed the jokes and posted it!
 
#12
Porn.

Disguised alcohol.

Porn.

Porn.

Porn.

Disguised alcohol.

And........................................... More lovely,

Porn. :D










I think you get the idea.............Maybe a wee drop of haribo, to keep the strength up!
 
#13
I had a mate serving on Telic who was really, really looking forward to seeing the last Matrix film when he finished the tour.

So, to save him the bother, I sent him a Bluey that said:

Zion is saved, Trinity & Neo die.

Have a good tour mate,

A_L

:D :D :D

ALthough he always told me he never got it, until his leaving do :D
 
#14
amazing__lobster said:
I had a mate serving on Telic who was really, really looking forward to seeing the last Matrix film when he finished the tour.

So, to save him the bother, I sent him a Bluey that said:

Zion is saved, Trinity & Neo die.

Have a good tour mate,

A_L

:D :D :D

ALthough he always told me he never got it, until his leaving do :D
That is a cunts trick, Sir.











Yet very funny!! :D
 
#15
Bogus passport with a false name and a one-way airline ticket to Bangkok.
 
#16
Send him some road-kill in a jiffy bag and loads of e-blueys with one word typed on them, so he gets crated. He'll see the funny side ... eventually.
 
#17
A cuddly toy with a Muhammed name tag sewn on.
 
#18
All blokes are kids at heart, so send him a teddy. His mates can vote for a name. :)

On second thoughts, this may not be a good idea. We wouldn't want him to get sent home, after all.




I can't believe that nobody else has suggested this.
 
#20
Didn't Spike Milligan once send someone a bread and butter pudding in a jiffy bag with a warning "Give up or you'll get another!"?
 

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