What to send the wife while she is in Iraq - Hamper?

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  1. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I'd like to send a morale booster to the wife while she is in Iraq. On TELIC 1 I sent her a Fortnum and Masons Hamper - they said they knew what they were doing but filled it with chocolate and filter coffee FFS.

    Anyone any ideas, maybe a good hamper supplier or something else...
     
  2. BA
    I can see you getting some suggestions that you weren't quite expecting, lets just see how the thread develops................... :wink:
     
  3. Do Ann Summers do hampers?
     
  4. Condoms!
     
  5. A big jar of vaseline.
     
  6. A Harrods hamper?
     
  7. Beat me to it!!!
     
  8. Do they do cars that don't crash?

    Condoms, strap-ons, vaseline (or lump of lard), and a packet of cigarettes for that post cotial relaxation
     
  9. Silk pjs don't have to get the size exactly right like other lingerie and bound to go down well .
     
  10. If you go down the hamper route, fill it yourself, that way you will ensure it is only filled with stuff she will like. As well as food and drink type stuff include some smellies and the like as well, and perhaps some other stuff to help her relax.
     
  11. But what about the pj's? :twisted:
     
  12. you can get little boxes full of goodies from boxhappy.com
     
  13. Is that site safe for work? :D
     
  14. Yes... talk about one track mind :wink: