What to send a guy serving in Iraq?

#1
Ok, I know I'm opening myself up to alsorts of weird and wonderful (and no-doubt perverted!!) suggestions here --- but I'd be grateful of any suggestions of what someone serving in Iraq would be glad to receive in their parcels

Thanks!
 
#4
A Dear John letter and tell him all his mates bummed you whilst he was OPTAG training. Ensure you send a copy of the video..
 

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#5
Red69 said:
yeah I'm sure that's what most folk out there would appreciate the most!
They REALLY would. We are talking about useful kit AND moral boosters here!

Also:

Porn!
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#7
A photo of you and I making mad and passionate love. It would be a terrific morale booster for him, and show that he serving our interests in the best possible way, despite what the protesters say.
 
#9
Biped said:
Red69 said:
yeah I'm sure that's what most folk out there would appreciate the most!
They REALLY would. We are talking about useful kit AND moral boosters here!

Also:

Porn!
Yeah but I'm a civvy - so I've no idea what "useful kit" and "moral boosters" in that situation are, hence the reason I'm lookin g for suggestions.
Porn - well don't think I need any help there, I got that one figured out myself I think ;-)
 
#11
bitterandtwisted said:
No rules in the NAFFI
Ah ok didn't realise there were rules elsewhere - I'm pretty new to all this stuff.

As for your Dear John letter... that could bring about some interesting senarios
 
#12
Wishful_Thinking said:
Are you sure you wanted to put this in here as well as in the 'Other Half' forum Red69??
I was told I'd get more interesting suggestion if I posted in here as well - why, is this the wrong place to ask?
 

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#13
Red69 said:
bitterandtwisted said:
No rules in the NAFFI
Ah ok didn't realise there were rules elsewhere - I'm pretty new to all this stuff.

As for your Dear John letter... that could bring about some interesting senarios - given that I'm married and he's not!!!!
Oh dear, oh deary deary me - you really are in trouble now! Send him some filthy pictures of yourself, AND Gordon Brown's head.
 
#14
Red69 said:
Wishful_Thinking said:
Are you sure you wanted to put this in here as well as in the 'Other Half' forum Red69??
I was told I'd get more interesting suggestion if I posted in here as well - why, is this the wrong place to ask?
Well you'll certainly get more 'interesting suggestions'.
 
#15
I'm sure he'd prefer the head!

Ok boring and sensible question here - but does porn and stuf actually get through to you guess ... says online that all parcels are opened, and stuff offensive to that country get removed.... so doesn't that mean drink, porn, and anything like that won't make it to you?
 
#16
Biped said:
Red69 said:
bitterandtwisted said:
No rules in the NAFFI
Ah ok didn't realise there were rules elsewhere - I'm pretty new to all this stuff.

As for your Dear John letter... that could bring about some interesting senarios - given that I'm married and he's not!!!!
Oh dear, oh deary deary me - you really are in trouble now! Send him some filthy pictures of yourself, AND Gordon Brown's head.
Or, send some pictures of you giving Gordon Brown head
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#17
When I was serving abroad, I had a girlfriend who used to send me clippings of her pubic hair. Quite erotic, but also very useful. Made a wonderful balaclava, and heavy duty jumper.
 
#18
old_fat_and_hairy said:
When I was serving abroad, I had a girlfriend who used to send me clippings of her pubic hair. Quite erotic, but also very useful. Made a wonderful balaclava, and heavy duty jumper.
Jesus - you must have been away for a hell of a long time ;-)
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#19
Red69 said:
bitterandtwisted said:
No rules in the NAFFI
Ah ok didn't realise there were rules elsewhere - I'm pretty new to all this stuff.

As for your Dear John letter... that could bring about some interesting senarios - given that I'm married and he's not!!!!
MOTHER! You are at it again!
 
#20
Oh dear, oh deary deary me - you really are in trouble now! Send him some filthy pictures of yourself, AND Gordon Brown's head.[/quote]

Or, send some pictures of you giving Gordon Brown head[/quote]

Ok so you lot are all the brave soldiers fighting for Queen and Country - but hey there is a limit to what we'd actually do to support you ---- and that's waaaaay beyond the call of duty!!!!
 

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