What to send a guy serving in Iraq?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Red69, Jul 28, 2008.

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  1. Ok, I know I'm opening myself up to alsorts of weird and wonderful (and no-doubt perverted!!) suggestions here --- but I'd be grateful of any suggestions of what someone serving in Iraq would be glad to receive in their parcels

  2. Gordon Brown's head
  3. yeah I'm sure that's what most folk out there would appreciate the most!
  4. A Dear John letter and tell him all his mates bummed you whilst he was OPTAG training. Ensure you send a copy of the video..
  5. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    They REALLY would. We are talking about useful kit AND moral boosters here!


  6. Hey Mr B&T - you stalking me???
    You've lost your sensible head since moving into the NAFFI ;-)
  7. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    A photo of you and I making mad and passionate love. It would be a terrific morale booster for him, and show that he serving our interests in the best possible way, despite what the protesters say.
  8. No rules in the NAFFI
  9. Yeah but I'm a civvy - so I've no idea what "useful kit" and "moral boosters" in that situation are, hence the reason I'm lookin g for suggestions.
    Porn - well don't think I need any help there, I got that one figured out myself I think ;-)
  10. Are you sure you wanted to put this in here as well as in the 'Other Half' forum Red69??
  11. Ah ok didn't realise there were rules elsewhere - I'm pretty new to all this stuff.

    As for your Dear John letter... that could bring about some interesting senarios
  12. I was told I'd get more interesting suggestion if I posted in here as well - why, is this the wrong place to ask?
  13. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Oh dear, oh deary deary me - you really are in trouble now! Send him some filthy pictures of yourself, AND Gordon Brown's head.
  14. Well you'll certainly get more 'interesting suggestions'.
  15. I'm sure he'd prefer the head!

    Ok boring and sensible question here - but does porn and stuf actually get through to you guess ... says online that all parcels are opened, and stuff offensive to that country get removed.... so doesn't that mean drink, porn, and anything like that won't make it to you?