What to send a guy serving in Iraq?

#1
Ok, I know I'm opening myself up to alsorts of weird and wonderful (and no-doubt perverted!!) suggestions here --- but I'd be grateful of any suggestions of what someone serving in Iraq would be glad to receive in their parcels
Thanks!
 
#2
Deoderant, baby wipes, sweats, (no choocy), rasor blades, shower gel, etc. you could put a bucket and spade in just for comedy value.

Stilts
 
#3
STILTS said:
Deoderant, baby wipes, sweats, (no choocy), rasor blades, shower gel, etc. you could put a bucket and spade in just for comedy value.

Stilts
I hope you meant "sweets"???? ;)
 
#4
oops typo, yes sweets, although he may be sweating alot its probalby in the 100's it was bloody hot when I was there in 2005!

stilts
 

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#5
Dale and bigbird would be welcomed too. And they would offer to pay the postage.
 
#6
thanks!! - and they're far more normal suggestions than I was expecting!
Anyway unusual/funny/weird suggestions are fab as well - as I'd love to be able to put something unexpected in with each parcel.
thanks :D
 
#9
hey I REALLY like that idea!! - he's with NBC lot (or whatever they're called now) so he'll be out and about rather than in camp.

Also found strawberries and ice cream but they're like dehydrated astronaunt food - so don't know if they're any good or just stupid.
 
#10
Hows about a sand iron and comedy golf balls that explode on impact
 
#12
it will go in tubular cardboard holder - jobns a good un - you can get the balls from tinternet also
 
#13
Well Mr BitterAndTwisted - I must say you're all surprising me on here ---- I was expecting to get told nothing more than porn mags, naked photos, knickers.... Guess I must have got the wrong impression of you all ;-)
 

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#14
Are you sure that exploding balls are a good idea? Not been there myself, due to age and many other reasons, but I understand that exploding thingamajigs are not too welcome.
 
#15
Well you can send me yours as payment for my excellent ideas - for purely scientific research purposes :twisted:
 
#19
Red69 said:
LOL - I never thought on that... yeah maybe not exploding golf balls - maybe you can get another joke type then
They actually contain no pyro at all but water they actually disappear on the impact of the clubs striking the ball - the unsuspecting victim thinks that hes hit the ball that hard, that he will never find then. I used them on a mte on the course I was P1ssing myself laughing as he was thinking he so many shoots over par due to missing balls.
 

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