What to leave the mess

Discussion in 'Seniors' started by space_hopper, Sep 17, 2009.

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  1. After 24 Years, I am keen to leave the mess something but my bank balance does not stretch to Silver or a Painting anyone any ideas?
  2. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    Regt Bronze statueite go for about £80
  3. How much are you willing to stump up?
  4. how about a photo of something to do with the unit (vehicle etc) keep it on the memory stick,in to town get it blow up to A1,phone Royal Engineers to get it framed at a small cost, bobs your uncle.
  5. One of the better leaving presents I saw (on the basis of 'Know the Enemy') was a year's subscription to Cosmopolitan. Posh porn on the coffee tables - Excellent.
  6. a space hopper! Or a singing rubber chicken.
  7. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Leather head rests above the urinals - so you can lean on them while pissing. Sgt's Mess in Strensall Has them complete with brass plates. Nobody will ever forget your act of generosity.
  8. Spot on Bugger All - just remember a couple of them mounted low and a couple mounted high, with an imaginitive statement like "For the Small" and on the others "For the Tall" we have them in our mess or I have seen a little poem "When you have to rest your head, then's the time to go to bed"

    Just a thought..

  9. Someone presented our mess a duckhouse and three ducks for the pond. One of which went MIA the first night; RIP Donald, at the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will enjoy crispy peking duck.

    Bit dusty in here *sniff*
  10. Alternatively... :D

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  11. Cheers Guys
    Still searching for ideas.
    Headrests already there. But not in the ladies!!! Might go for the bronze or print...
  12. Had the same at 33 Engr Regt (EOD) even had a low one for the short arse Q PT