What to get the wife (10yr Wedding Anniversary)

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  1. I am a bit stuck as to what to get my wife for our 10th wedding anniversary.

    She has pretty much everything and i need some ideas for something a bit special....

    Any ideas gratefully welcome.
  2. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

  3. A divorce.
  4. Pearl necklace :D
  5. a little chav mong to play with.
  6. ....
  7. A new mop & bucket ? Ironing board ?
  8. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    A toy-boy 8)
  9. new subscription to bigblackblokes.com
  10. Herpies
  11. 10 years is traditionally......... wait for it...........drum roll.............TIN!

    How romantic is that!

    I would say 'Naughty & Nice' coupons, which are in a cheque book style but say things like:

    I promise you a great massage.
    I promise you oral

    You get the idea. Link is here -


    Sexy as hell and you both benefit from it. :thumright:

    Oh and don't forget a nice bunch of flowers - men never buy flowers enough! Go to a nice florist not the petrol station. Shows you made the effort.

  12. Im suprised with so many replies, no one went here, obviously they are all singlies... No contest, believe...

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  13. She has one of them and i gave her herpies last year...
  14. I gave my missus a large portion up the sh1t locker for the 10th wedding anniversary, she didn't like it much but it did do the trick and she fcuked off with blood and sh1t all over her legs.
  15. Ok, a second is always fun they do a platinum one now, my wife swears by 'them'. Yeah, yeah fcuk, fcuk.... yeah...etc! As to the herpes thread, maybe, just maybe NOT worth reminding her of that.. How about a week n Jamaica at Hedonism II. Highly recommended, I was told...hmmmm