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What to do?

Discussion in 'The Other Half' started by stellawifebeater, Apr 15, 2010.

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  1. Okay before I start I know I'm a ******** okay!

    I got caught by my wife having oral sex with somebody. I have no memory of the fact and it has destroyed my marriage. I have done everything to try and save my marriage but as far as she is concerned it is over . I don't know what to do to save it.

    Any advice please..
  2. Yeah cheers it's not the NAAFI bar you know!!
  3. man on man !!!!!!!!
    norty norty
    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
  4. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
    1. Battlefield Tours

    How was HE? Is Jarrod Jealous?:
  5. Sign the divorce papers... dirty boy.
  6. Can I just point out you are all a bunch of cnuts

  7. well,,,,,,,, a mouth is a mouth..............
    :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?
  8. Rather rich, that.
  9. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
    1. Battlefield Tours

    A cnutt is useful.
    Usually I'm called a useless cnut.
  10. Gimme a break ffs. I actually want to save my marriage.
  11. So you came here rather than to Relate? How often did you go down on her? If the answer is 'not very' then perhaps her vexation is understandable.
  12. And you're asking for advice on here??? Why not try Dear Deirdre at the Sun "news"paper or some other spacker agony aunt. Nobhead.
  13. as elton said to david...."crack on son, give it your best shot"

    :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?
  14. You were in flagrante noshing and you think you'll marriage will be saved? If you were pissed, it's more than likely you were playing out what you really want to do, relaxed inhibitions an' all.
    So, get on those tight jeans; tighten up that cheeky white belt you have but wasn't sure why you bought it; dig out that T-shirt that's too small and tight but refuse to throw away and stick on your summeer canvas slip-on's and come on out. It's as clear as day.

    If you don't believe me, PM Jarrod or pop around for a 'chat'.
    He lives at:
    69 Peter Tatchell Drive
    GAY1 RU2

    C'mon everyone
    ♫ I'm coming out

    I want the world to know
    Got to let it show.
    I'm coming out

    I want the world to know

    Got to let it show.