What to do.....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Porridge_gun, Dec 19, 2009.

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  1. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    Do I push / boot him over the side or leave him there for the bears?

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  2. Face fack him.
     
  3. Sgt.Slingsby

    Sgt.Slingsby War Hero Good Egg (charities)

    Not wanted by Bears ... so just push, but make sure his will includes Hols4H first :lol:
     
  4. see if he wobbles or just falls over
     
  5. Leave him on a beach with the tide coming inn, if he is a Virgin hell be fucked when the tide comes in
     
  6. Leave him there he´s (h)armless! :evil:
     
  7. Did he sleep with Nora and her sister?
     
  8. What were you doing,alone in the boonies,with him in the first place? Don't you have a cellar?
     
  9. Which kind of bear? If it's the hairy ones with big teeth and claws, that's just plain nasty. If it's the moustachioed and leather capped variety, you're talking about a level of evil that's almost sublime, and at very least demands action behind the balls phots. :D
     
  10. Suck his lobster like claw/toe effort
     
  11. You have too much inside knowledge... That makes your comment highly suspect. Did you have a wank over that living traffic cone?


    Edited because you can't say wenk. It's not nice.