What to do.....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Porridge_gun, Dec 19, 2009.

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  1. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    Do I push / boot him over the side or leave him there for the bears?

  2. Face fack him.
  3. Sgt.Slingsby

    Sgt.Slingsby War Hero Good Egg (charities)

    Not wanted by Bears ... so just push, but make sure his will includes Hols4H first :lol:
  4. see if he wobbles or just falls over
  5. Leave him on a beach with the tide coming inn, if he is a Virgin hell be fucked when the tide comes in
  6. Leave him there he´s (h)armless! :evil:
  7. Did he sleep with Nora and her sister?
  8. What were you doing,alone in the boonies,with him in the first place? Don't you have a cellar?
  9. Which kind of bear? If it's the hairy ones with big teeth and claws, that's just plain nasty. If it's the moustachioed and leather capped variety, you're talking about a level of evil that's almost sublime, and at very least demands action behind the balls phots. :D
  10. Suck his lobster like claw/toe effort
  11. You have too much inside knowledge... That makes your comment highly suspect. Did you have a wank over that living traffic cone?

    Edited because you can't say wenk. It's not nice.