My daughter has just turned 15.
I have just discovered that she has had a contraceptive implant put into her left arm.
From doing some basic maintenance on her computer I read her MSN message logs and know that she has started to shag her boyfriend.
Now what to do.
I am thinking of having a little chat with her boyfriend (same age as her) when he next comes round and giving him my views. It would probably be counter productive to take him out to sea, wrap him in spare anchor chain and drop him into the English Channel. Much as I would like to do so.
I was thinking along the lines of "slow down or I will see you put on the sex offenders register".
What would you do ? And how would you express yourself ?
Obviously I have considered the MDN approach of putting on an S10 and getting some myself. This is the NAAFI bar after all.
I have just discovered that she has had a contraceptive implant put into her left arm.
From doing some basic maintenance on her computer I read her MSN message logs and know that she has started to shag her boyfriend.
Now what to do.
I am thinking of having a little chat with her boyfriend (same age as her) when he next comes round and giving him my views. It would probably be counter productive to take him out to sea, wrap him in spare anchor chain and drop him into the English Channel. Much as I would like to do so.
I was thinking along the lines of "slow down or I will see you put on the sex offenders register".
What would you do ? And how would you express yourself ?
Obviously I have considered the MDN approach of putting on an S10 and getting some myself. This is the NAAFI bar after all.