What to do with all the Crocks...

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  1. This made me larf, dubious BBC reporting around the increase of Crocks in Tropical Northern Australia:

    I am not aware of any official advice on not wrestling crocodiles - I think its filed under "common sense no need for an official advice".

    Of course, this being in Darwin, who lends its name to a famous award, perhaps there is a requirement or maybe even a law to prevent all those Aussies who, when encountering a 2m predator sat by the fire, thinking they are Macho Man Randy Savage and performing a Suplex on the worthy opponent.

    Further in the article the authour asks a scientist a really tricky question:

    Ummm..perhaps you should try it Phil Mercer..

    And the link: BBC News - The crocodiles wandering in back yards
  2. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    I seem to remember the enviromentalists told them to stop killing the crocs so they did, now they have a problem of them spreading in aus and up the islands as they go off in search of territory.
  3. Crocs? Those shoes should all be gathered up and burnt.
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  4. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    croc meat is supposed to be lean and tasty, time for a cull. china is desperate for protein - as is findus so I expect a chicken korma has croc in it scare story soon.
  5. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    dead healthy that would be. I hoped they would go bust after their financial crisis a few years back
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  6. We've been more than patient with them. They've had since 1971 to start earning their keep, but have they killed a single greenie in all that time? Have they fuck. Members of Parliament? Not a one. Handbag the lot of them, the bludging saurian wasters.
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  7. Fair dos mate, to their credit they snaffle the odd Billy Cokebottle.
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  8. We can't cull them, they do wonders for finding lost asylum seekers.
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  9. Phew! For a minute there I thought you might be advocating a cull of the old and bold.

    Crocs? Shoes and handbags, big game hunting tourism is the way forward.
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  10. I've eaten croc in The Carnivore, Niarobi. It was served to me by a Masai called Steve and it was nice. Like chicken but different.
  11. Get Les Hiddins, the "bush tucker man" up there, he looks like he could shift a few!
  12. was that all that "Steve" served you I wonder and what did that taste like?
  13. In other words not like chicken?
  14. Feed them on badgers.......
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