Good pal of mine just called me and hysterically explained that he woke up in bed with a dead stripper. Apparently she has been stiff for a few hours now. He does vaguely remember choking her and he claims it was an accident and says he was just trying out a technique called auto-erotic asphyxiation. I for one don't know what that means but it sounds pretty exciting. My question is, what should he do with the stripper? My advice was for him to get a shovel and cart her off to the forest, dig a shallow hole (she was quite small) and act like nothing ever happened. My second question is, how do I get meself a chick that is in to this auto-erotic asphyxiation thing? After my recent misfortunes in the Dog Pound, I am in need of some variety in my life.