What the f*&! would Malcolm Tucker say?

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  1. In the DT OBE for The Thick of It writer: What the f*&! would Malcolm Tucker say?
    And it goes on, how bizarre.

    But just to answer the question, a quote from MT: "Oh...d'you know what. What's really fucking sad here is that I don't even have the energy to pretend I already knew. Which is for the best because I'm going to need all my fucking energy to fucking to rip all of your...bodies to bits with ma bare hands and sell off, yeah sell off your fucking flayed skin as a sleeping bag...to a fucking normal person!"
  2. Campbell is a complete bellend, shame he did not just stick to twitterwar.
  3. Every day, and in every way, I try to be more like Malcolm Tucker. Although Jamie sometimes got the best lines.