What the adverts say about you

#1
I've noticed that Google has started to 'remember' what you've been recently looking at online and posts helpful adverts to assist your future phantom purchases.

Hence when you're looking at Arrse, the ads reflect what you've last looked at.

In my case, alas, Halfords.

But what appears on your Arrse Home Page? Anal cleansers? Walty flak jackets? Holidays in Frinton?

Confess. I think we should be told.
 
#5
I've noticed that Google has started to 'remember' what you've been recently looking at online and posts helpful adverts to assist your future phantom purchases.

Hence when you're looking at Arrse, the ads reflect what you've last looked at.

In my case, alas, Halfords.

But what appears on your Arrse Home Page? Anal cleansers? Walty flak jackets? Holidays in Frinton?

Confess. I think we should be told.
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Apparently lonely wives are looking for a man like me.
 
#9
Are they better looking than Readers Wives?
Do I seem the sort of person who wants to look at 1970's clunge shots of ladies' middle bits?

You disgust me.
 
#11
#12
I've got a mirror - why would I need to read smutty magazines?

You pervert. Are you suggesting I am a lebanon?
 
#15
#16
And mostly I seem to get adverts for dating sites and boot polishing kits.

Enough said.
 
#17
For research purposes, I have just looked at some Japanese porn. And the theory holds. The ad now reads: "No contracts. Only pay for what you use.Simple.Scalable. Reliable. From 24p per day"

And no River Kwai unpleasantness. Job jobbed.
 
#18
I can get a free trial to try drinking water and I'll stay healthy if I text trial to 60777 and some bird called Emma lost 4st 11lbs. I don't know anyone called Emma and I drink man drinks like tea. But the first page I went to today was ARRSE and I use InPrivate so maybe they're default or something.
 
#19
Uh, I got an ad for hotel breaks in Inverness and below it an ad for some 24/7 lawyers... do they know something I don't? FFS don't tell TSO.


.... on returning to the Last 50 up came an ad for a divorce lawyer... I've been caught... hold on, I haven't been to Inverness since 2007 and that was with an old girlfriend and hotels weren't involved.
 
#20
I have to be careful what I'm chuckling about on ARRSE as some people tend to walk around to my desk curious as to my girly sniggers and currently all my adverts are concerning Logistics Career websites, Reed.co.uk and tickers for Inventory Manager jobs in Berkshire.

I know none of them are Poirot's but it might give the game away . . . :-\\\\
 
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